1000 reasons you lost a game

445. Stockfish on the ceiling stops working

446 You need to go to class.

447 You fart so much you skyrocket in the arir and when you land, you take fall damage and die.

448 You were playing against Bobby Fisher.

449 Your opponent hacks the games ad this happens.

450 You forfeit on time because you went to buy GTA 6.

451 You are in minecraft and you die to zombies.

452 You decide you want to play chess on the moon so you attach a rocket to your head and hold on to the computer and start playing but the second you take off, you die.

453 You have a heart attack.

454 You are playing Bughouse and your teammate is trash.

455 You come up with a good reason a bout a reason why you lost a game while you are in a game and you come to this forum and spend 1 hour trying to remember what you had thought of during your game.

457.

you were playing chess, some long time control

you have 30 seconds, opponent has 29

there's mate in 13 on the board for you

you have to be 100% focused

your mom drags you down for dinner

you lose

459 u play for 10000000 hours and ur brain melts.

463: You brought checkers to a chess competition.

Error 404: Phone not found

Blundered a rook….

Fools mate

number something: a horde of potatoes was summoned that managed to push your pieces into a lost position

464. Harry kane misses a penalty and the ball makes you blunder checkmate

469: you received a package. you spent 20 minutes opening it, and you lost on time. the package in question? an anime figure lol

470: You accidentally gave away your queen in front of a lot of people and die of embarrassment.

471:you suck