1000 reasons you lost a game

#1156 you forgot to take out the trash

#1157 you have dementia

#1158 you have dementia

1159 u bought a chess board were the bishops look like pawns

1161 ur older brother needed the commuter for school so u gotta resign

2009: You play white in this game

2010 u had to go to dinner with ur family

3. You just left the board to go to the bathroom. On your way out, you meet the love of your life, and the two of you go out, and eventually get married. After half a century of a fulfilling relationship, someone knocks on your door. It's the police, and they've been searching for you for the last 50 years. You remember the chess game you abandoned, and you sit down, only to find that your time has been exhausted, your opponent died, and you lost the game.

You're in a winning position and your parents take your phone

1259 i fall asleep while playing a game

Joplk

happens to me all the time

1260 you realize that you won't ever be a GM, and just sit thinking about why you still play chess

1264 u were to busy looking at emojis during a bullet game and u didn’t realize it was ur turn and u timed out

1265. You have a little sibling who shares the device with you.

1266. u passes out cuz u decided to try and go 2 days without water

1267. U passed out cuz you decided to try and go a week without food