1000 reasons you lost a game

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cooldog19132

201: You leave the computer for 1 second and your friends get you banned from chess.com.

202: You saw this post and decided to lose

203: You drink too much soda and premove every single move.

204: You think you played checkmate, but you didn't see the bishop in the corner, so you blundered your queen.

205: You mis-clicked and accidentally played a brilliant move, but you didn't know and you resigned.

206: Your mom called you and told you to do math, so you had to resign the game

207: Your mom came home, and you didn't do any chores. You lost on time.

ryanshen15
Neithersafenorsus wrote:

57. You're playing against a cheater that does so every single move.

I know right that is my sister she should be banned

Kyobir

208: You didn't show up to the match... Because your opponent was your crush.

ryanshen15
Kyobir wrote:

208: You didn't show up to the match... Because your opponent was your crush.

209:You are too busy looking at your crush while playing him/her and you got distracted and lost

Kyobir
UniverseInfinityGod69 wrote:
Kyobir wrote:

208: You didn't show up to the match... Because your opponent was your crush.

209:You are too busy looking at your crush while playing him/her and you got distracted and lost

210: You let your crush win as an act of love. But the first place prize is two tickets to your crush's favorite concert. So your crush goes to the concert with their friend.

Joessmoess
cooldog19132 wrote:

157: You run out of time while using stockfish

158: Your opponent hacks the game into making your mouse automatically play the worst move possible

159: You wanted to lose

159: You get emotional damage

200: You hate winning

Nobody released he just skipped 41 lol we are actually at 170: You play 1.f3 2.Kf3

ryanshen15
Kyobir wrote:
UniverseInfinityGod69 wrote:
Kyobir wrote:

208: You didn't show up to the match... Because your opponent was your crush.

209:You are too busy looking at your crush while playing him/her and you got distracted and lost

210: You let your crush win as an act of love. But the first place prize is two tickets to your crush's favorite concert. So your crush goes to the concert with their friend.

211:You broke up with your girlfriend and you are so broken you can not play chess

ryanshen15
UniverseInfinityGod69 wrote:
Kyobir wrote:
UniverseInfinityGod69 wrote:
Kyobir wrote:

208: You didn't show up to the match... Because your opponent was your crush.

209:You are too busy looking at your crush while playing him/her and you got distracted and lost

210: You let your crush win as an act of love. But the first place prize is two tickets to your crush's favorite concert. So your crush goes to the concert with their friend.

211:You broke up with your girlfriend and you are so broken you can not play chess

212:You got hit by a meteor in a winning position

chessbeginner102112

213: Your pawns start a revolt and take out your king and queen

chessbeginner102112

214: You just learned how to play chess so you kept calling the rooks "castles" so the rooks took out your king and you lost

BigChessplayer665

215: you accidently let your opponent king walk into a winning position even though they were dead lost

chessbeginner102112

214*

Zayneistaken
wow
IamAdamRhys

216: You instantly get stroke when your oponent plays e4

HonestHufflepuff

217 u only play polish

Bobison123

218. you accidentally fall of the roof

219. a black hole sucks in your laptop

220. you just found out you have powers and accidentally broke your laptop

221. you accidentally stole a nuclear bomb and you accidentally set it of in your house

222. your opponent is your neighbor and they shoot you

ChessGuyLarry

223. You blundered a queen and resigned

patronamegmd

224 its lunch time and u need to eat all ur food

patronamegmd

225 A sexy chick arrives in ur frond door asking u out

mateuszwieru

Your plane was overweight and crashed.