1000 reasons you lost on time

1004. Your mom called you so you were going to the room and you slipped on the stairs and broke your leg and you went to the hospital and your time ran out

You were busy learning how to hack until you realised you would have to learn a lot so you started learning how to cheat but chess.com asks your ISP what is he doing and it says he is cheating and chess.com bans you

1006. You were playing a game but had to go to the bathroom. So you took your phone(you were playing on laptop) and when you were trying to login it was showing incorrect password so you come running to not lose that game against a 100 rated player but you fall and by the time you get up your boss calls you and says come here urgently. So you go to office and lose the game and a hundred rating points

1007. You were so happy you beat a 2000 that you jumped up and down and un and down. But then you get paired up against a 150 rated person and you were so distracted that you ran out of time

1008. You were searching for a pfp and then you forgot that you got paired up with someone

1010. You try to stalemate eric rosen style, but the move was elligle

Great job! we got 1000 reasons!!!!

I am going to give the guy with the 1000th reason 5 awards!

True leader right there

11b. you are Beans_R_Kewl

I know this was at the beginning. I am just making everyone go back to the start.

1011. You need to do ur online learning and u lose on time

CUZ The boogeyone is under ya legs!

1013: You have mate in one but laugh about how you will beat your opponent for a long time until you realize that your computer just ran out of battery.

Hmmm

1015. YOU THINK THAT A GAME IS 10 CENTURIES BUT IT IS TEN NANOSECONDS AND YOU LOSE

1016. You are a slug

1017: You wake up early to play chess in your bed but when your alarm clock rings, you think it is the smoke alarm and you run out of your house.