1000 reasons you lost on time

1035. your brother wants you to play with him, but u spill your water on your computer and it breaks

1035.a lion eats your brother

*1036

Daylight savings

AM / PM

It is March 14th at 2 AM when you are playing and suddenly the clock goes to 3 AM due to daylight savings and you had less than 1 hr remaining time 

happened before

1037.The earth starts to rotate in the opposite direction

I don't find that funny, so here's a question: 
What was it like? How many polar bears have died? How did this virus end?

Why is your time "cheater" not government property yet?

dropped the phone down the toilet

this did not happen to me

1039. You get distracted by a refrigerator riding a bicycle outside while a potato eats a microwave

1039. You fall of the couch and go to the ER

1041. You play 15 second chess

100 sacks of potatoes fall on your head

1041. you are feigning out this problem: 78456875678465978498769587857468974568745678486894579/6796578645875987685769876 but you run timeout

1042. You are at war with Lord Shen in a game of bullet

lol

1044. your computer (or any device your play on) ran out of battery when you were about to win

1045. you just fell asleep because a thief went in ur house and played a melody and stole ur device

and they didnt know you had the device on playing chess so u ran out of time