1000 reasons you lost on time

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DFletcher0306

wut

DFletcher0306

1047.

You misclick and end up clicking an ad because you don't have premium and forgot you turned your adblocker off and by the time you get the pop-up closed you've lost on time (because you were either playing Blitz or had less than 3 seconds left.).

Night-Rider_chess8987

1051. Someone said you had to take out the trash, and you were in a super ultra massive rapid. So each player had 100,000,000,000 seconds, but your opponent cheats time and 

you have 999,999,999,997 less seconds (3 secs left) and by the time you get back you run timeout 

1e4-2Nf3isbest

1052. You spend so much time posting about "time cheating" that you forget you were in a 10 min. game and you run out of time.

1e4-2Nf3isbest

1053. You spend so much time fighting for your "time cheater" from the government that you forget you were in a 10 min. game and you run out of time.

SR71blackbirdelite

My girlfreinds have better and beautifuller chesses !

Malishious

Why are we still adding reasons when we've well passed 1,000

DuskPikachu

Lol good point

1e4-2Nf3isbest
December_TwentyNine wrote:

No need to fight the government hun.

You can get a time cheater at your favorite retailer that sells chess sets, books, keychains and other chess related things.

The "time cheater" thing has gone on way too long. If you actually had one... people would have figured out some ancient mysteries from a long time ago. AND there would be no need for trials for if someone commited a crime or not. It would be helpful in too many ways, therefore the government would want it, and you know... Also people might take you seriously

HEDGIECHESS

you were not a hedgehog so you lost....AND DIDNT JOIN MY CLUB TEAM CHECK AND FOLLOW ME

TheShadowQueen08

This should win the award of the most interesting post on chess.com…just saying…

MiyaTheBird

1054.You have to go to the sun to clean it

modernhelium

what?

 

modernhelium

what? the f***

XenonNinjaYT
We need one million 😈 YES I KNOW YOU MAY BE LIKE 🤢 🤮 WHATEVER WE CAN DO IT before we die irl xD😵
Srinibas_Masanta
Malishious wrote:

Why are we still adding reasons when we've well passed 1,000

Agreed...😂🤣

daviditis

This has got to be the "BESTEST . BOMBEST . HUMDINGEREST . POSTEST . I HAVE EVER READEST . on , CHESS.COM

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talliholic

1055.

You got killed by jupiter

         Looks like even the red spot is a bit sus

 

 

Andrew67275

1068. you installed the goose virus and the goose brings 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 memes in a second

Rorsaaaaa

1055. You were playing the doctor and he sneakily lured you into his time machine to the point where you had 5 seconds left