1000 signs that you are a good chess player

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crazylife06
49ersboi wrote:

9. You’re like Garry Kasparov and rage when you play a bad move.

16. Your like Magnus Carlsen and still win after playing a bad move.

MiyaTheBird
16. U win with a pawn
MiyaTheBird
Only that pawn
m_connors

17. You can recall 100's of famous GM games and comment on them, meaningfully.

c3Beatty

18.  You can't stop laughing at the elementary way AlphaZero plays the game. 

crazylife06
19. Your stockfish
crazylife06
20. Your Leela
crazylife06
21. Your Komodo
crazylife06
22. You are a very good chess engine.
PrincessGlitter

23. You can calculate a mate in three at the blink of an eye.

chessgyaan
PrincessGlitter wrote:

23. You can calculate a mate in three at the blink of an eye.

24. You can calculate a mate in 153 in a blink of an eye.

c3Beatty

25. You can calculate a mate in 154 in less than a blink of an eye. 

c3Beatty

25.5.  "Pfft, woodpusher."  **your reaction to AlphaZero's games.

PursuitOfHappyness2

28.You can beat Alpha Zero with only moving your pawns

chessgyaan
Abhimanyu Mishra, what an honor
PursuitOfHappyness2

lol

chessgyaan
29. You make Magnus Carlsen look like an armature.
chessgyaan
Amature
ACheetah

30. You DO go to the original one https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/1000-signs-you-are-a-good-chess-player

crazylife06
31. You do queen sacs in every game. Multiple queen sacs.