1000 signs that you are a good chess player

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messiancho
You know ALL variations of every opening by heart.
messiancho
32*
crazylife06
34. You have played thousands of miniatures and won them all.
bmunchausen

35. When you lose, you cherish the novelty  of the experience.

bmunchausen

37. You have openings named after you.

bmunchausen

38. Stockfish asks you to check its games for errors.

jinfanchen
See 1000 signs of a good chess player.
crazylife06
39. You make Leela look like an unrated player.
crazylife06
40. Your rating is the highest ever.
crazylife06
41. You can play a simul against all the top GM’s there ever were and beat them all.
chessgyaan
42. There is a video series on chess.com just about you.
crazylife06
42. You are the first person to reach 3000 elo
crazylife06
Can we get some more in here? Let’s go to 1000!
KingOfTheChessboard1

43. you can beat stockfish after play 1.a3

KingOfTheChessboard1

*playing

 

hotcrystal1
44 you trick your opponent by doing a false fool’s mate.