41. you once played 500 online games in 5 days
1,000 Signs You Play Too Much Bullet
43. You don't take the time to wonder when we'll ever reach a thousand.
44. You clicked on the link and expected to see a thousand signs.
46. You don't play to win; you play to win on TIME
47. The words "quality" and "game" have never been in a positive sentence when referring to you.
48. Sacrificing all your pieces but one is the way to win for you.
49. 1|2 is so slow you yawn when playing it.
50. Knights are not pieces. They are distractions to make your opponent lose on time

51. You have played over 20,000 games of 1/0 bullet on chess.com
52. You like time wins
What? Has anyone even played 20,000 games?
Yeah, there's a GM on here who has played almost 30,000.
http://www.chess.com/members/view/gmjoey1#games
40. You answer this question instantly without even bothering to see what the other responses were.