1000 signs you suck at chess

1. You play the Italian Game because you are from Italy.

4. you're married

lol

9. You hang your Queen - and then your opponent does too, yet you still both miss it

10. You have to ask: "How does the horse move again?"

11. You mistaken the bishop for a pawn, and make a 3 point sacrifice. ( Ouch!) 

12. en passant capture against you and you accuse them of cheating.

13. Set up the board with a black square on the right

14. You post on this thread instead of this one:

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/1000-signs-youre-not-a-very-good-chess-player-9163044?page=1

18. You waste time posting on forums instead of actually playing

you promote your rook on the 8th rank to a pawn

don't mind me - just trying to keep count here.

21. You lose a lot of chess games 

(p.s. I had to state the obvious with this one)