1000 signs you suck at chess

darren_lei2019

1. You play the Italian Game because you are from Italy.

Johnny_Gumshoe
That’s only 1. Where’s the rest?
Monie49
3. You put the King on his own color square
zembrianator

4. you're married

Monie49
5. You set up the board with h1 as black
ghost_of_pushwood

6. You play the Giuoco Piano because you own a piano.

ab200010
This is fun!
Monie49
7. You think this is fun.
jitterbugflapping
8. You castle because you want to be the king.
KeSetoKaiba
Monie49 wrote:
7. You think this is fun.

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KeSetoKaiba

9. You hang your Queen - and then your opponent does too, yet you still both miss it happy.png

KeSetoKaiba

10. You have to ask: "How does the horse move again?"

krazykat1975

11. You mistaken the bishop for a pawn, and make a 3 point sacrifice. ( Ouch!) 

KeSetoKaiba

12. en passant capture against you and you accuse them of cheating.

chesskidABC

13. Set up the board with a black square on the right

coolguy2007

14. You post on this thread instead of this one:

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/1000-signs-youre-not-a-very-good-chess-player-9163044?page=1

ghost_of_pushwood

15.  You think if you play the Dutch Defense you're gonna have to go in halfsies.

ghost_of_pushwood

16.  You're so bad you Nimzosuck.

ghost_of_pushwood

17.  trysts actually had an abortion just so there would be one less person in the world having to bear witness to how bad you suck.

PinkSheep666

18. You waste time posting on forums instead of actually playing