1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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3883. Every time a piece gets captured you cry 😢
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hotcrystal1 wrote:
3883. Every time a piece gets captured you cry 😢

lol

XD

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3886:

You cry becuase you lost to Magnus Carlesn

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3889. This happens:

3890. You do this for a pawn race 

As white 

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I looked at the earlier posts of @Coffeeand420, I lost at least half of my braincells by reading what this idiot had to say

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assaultedbysalt wrote:

I looked at the earlier posts of @Coffeeand420, I lost at least half of my braincells by reading what this idiot had to say

That guy probably lost all their braincells typing what the posted out

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Chinese_Person wrote:
assaultedbysalt wrote:

I looked at the earlier posts of @Coffeeand420, I lost at least half of my braincells by reading what this idiot had to say

That guy probably lost all their braincells typing what the posted out

yep I agree

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Joseph_Truelsons_fan wrote:
Chinese_Person wrote:
assaultedbysalt wrote:

I looked at the earlier posts of @Coffeeand420, I lost at least half of my braincells by reading what this idiot had to say

That guy probably lost all their braincells typing what the posted out

yep I agree

me too im still trying to read this from the beginning at page 110

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this is what happens:

You are white and after you lost your knight, you start crying

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xiaotonghuang9 wrote:

this is what happens:

You are white and after you lost your knight, you start crying

3891

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3892. You had the opportunity to fork two queens but instead fork a rook and the king

3893. You get checkmated by a king and a swarm of knights:

 

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3896, You lose against a what you think is 3000 rated but 1t's actually 3 rated

3897

You lose against white in this position

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Jason169 wrote:

3896, You lose against a what you think is 3000 rated but 1t's actually 3 rated

3897

You lose against white in this position

I guessed the first move!

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3899. You think you can promote a pawn to a chess engine.

3900. You lose to your opponent when you have three queens and he has two pawns.

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3901. You think there are 4 kings on the board

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hotcrystal1 wrote:

3892. You had the opportunity to fork two queens but instead fork a rook and the king

3893. You get checkmated by a king and a swarm of knights:

 

3902. You get checkmated by a swarm of bishops:

 

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3903. You think the queen is the most powerless piece in chess

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MISTER_McCHESS wrote:

3903 you try to play koth while you are playing standard

You mean 3904

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3905. This happens:

 

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3906. You think you can play Bch4+ without promoting a pawn