1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

3959. You think this is the starting position

3960: You play like this:

as black

3961. Your fav position is this(you are black)

3962. You give yourself a "head start" (white)

You know, just in case you wanna play "king's gambit"

3969: when your coach says "the queen can move in any direction" you also think it can warp space time and teleport anywhere

3970. This is your favorite position:

3971. This happens:

You think this is the king's gambit:

that isn't 1000 times...I would rather say 10

3977. You think tHiS is the queen’s gambit: 

3978. You do this

as black 

I  met a Candidate Master who looked at this position with white to move and go," Well, I guess this is a draw."

I just snorted lol

you lose to cpu 1

at my post?

3979 you always use the answer button on mate in one puzzles

yeah hehe