King_of_Checkmates wrote:
4499: You attempt to beat a player rated 2000+ with the Bongcloud in a classical game
Well... Hikaru beat a player rated 3000+ in rapid with the Bongcloud.
1000 signs you're not a very good chess player
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4501: You wonder why an Indonesian lizard (Komodo) can play chess so well
4502: you win a game of bughouse and you think your the best even tho your partner is a gm and literally carried you and checkmated
whereknight wrote:
5000: you think that 100 is the best rating
bruh how is 4499 + 1 = 5000. do the math. Or use a calculator
You're the guy who followed 4501 with 4500
I was reading a message from before
and it put it here
and it only showed 320 pages
4504. You annotate:
and you go HUH? HOW DID BLACK WIN
4505. When you say "King me" like in checkers/draughts when your pawn approaches promotion.
4506: When you play all unrated games
4506: You think AlphaZero's a refrigerator company
You've been around that long to know? That was like 800 posts ago
4507: You lose against 5-year old Magnus on Play Magnus
And how would you know how long I was here? As far as I know I came up with that one
4508: You keep checking and checking in a KQvK endgame hoping that you can checkmate in the middle of the board
4499: You attempt to beat a player rated 2000+ with the Bongcloud in a classical game