1000 signs you're not a very good chess player
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BrokenRocketBoat
Aug 12, 2024
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#8461
You wrote a book called: my 10,000 games. (0 wins. 9000 loses. 1000 draws) (pity draws)
Aug 12, 2024
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#8464
9258: you misread and think the title is 1000 signs you’re a very good player. (You do all 9258 things)
Imagine doing 1 of These Things🤣
Aug 12, 2024
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#8466
9260: You think were almost at 10000 but we haven’t even reached 9000 messages in this forum
Aug 12, 2024
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#8467
9262: You play against a monkey named “I Lose Every Chess Game I play”, and somehow manage to lose (he Fool’s Mate” mated you” and when he says “checkmate” you say “Hi, mate, you are from the Down Under too?”
Aug 12, 2024
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#8468
9263: you think chess is a real army game. (You give the pieces mini swords)
9264. You are more interested in getting a higher rating than becoming a better player.
Aug 13, 2024
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#8472
9266: you get checkmated in 1 move. (You set up the board wrong)
Aug 13, 2024
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#8473
9267: you read the entire forum and your rating goes to -9999999…
Aug 13, 2024
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#8478
9270: after your queen sacrifice, you think: at least he won’t be using the pawn anymore
Aug 13, 2024
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#8479
9271: you ask: was I white or black?
Answer: neither, you’re the tournament director.
Answer: neither, you’re the tournament director.