1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

you dont know how to read we are past 9000 why are you still at 8000

9192: You en passant your opponent's king.

9193: You think the goal of the game is to stalemate

9195: while you play 1.Na3 you start; “humming a song from nineteen sixty two, ain’t it funny how the knight moves
when you just dont seem to have as much to lose
strange how the knight moves
with autumn closing in, mmm
Knight moves
mmmm
Knight moves
yeah”.

9196: You don't know how to count

9197: you are below 3000

Rude but I can beat 3000s 🥺

9198. You always move your pawns up by 1

9199. You take with pawns forward, not diagonally

9200. You think your pieces should all be on their color squares

9201. You resign after they take a pawn

9202.You haven't beat me

1000 signs you like to make fun of low rated players because you're an elitist.

1000 elo you are bad, you have 1000 signs of blunders

Hikaru

But only during speed runs usually he makes fun of 2200s by complete accident just by being good

And just an fyi he's not an elitist

9202: Your game looks like this

9203: You dont know who is Hikaru,The G.O.A.T(Magnus Carlsen),Faustino,Levy,etc. 9204:You dont know how to play in a tournament is,but you parcitipate it.(For cool). 9205: You talk about something when you are playing a tournament. 9206: You are an idiot (duh).

9207: you don't know what the fried liver attack is

You don't know this

100; your me

You stop playing puzzles to keep your score from going down (it took so long to get to 1000!)