1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

9317: You manage to break the ELO system dropping below 0 into the negatives so far that you reach back up and end up with a higher ELO than Stockfish 16

how are there more reasons that comments

no idea

some people post multiple reasons in one comment

9318. You used quadratic formula to calculate advantage (you were wrong)

9319: You don't move your knight properly because of parabola

9321 you become low elo master

9322 your knight moves in a lower case l

9323. You say "if i capture a piece you must resign"-and your opponent agrees

9324. You played a game and wrote down all moves. Show it to your coach who then says “90% of these are illegal moves made by opponent no wonder you got mated in 2”

9325: ur opponent took all of ur pieces without u knowing

9326. Somehow you got checkmated in just one move! Even faster than Fool's Mate!!

Just a wondering: how can 90% of the moves be illegal if there were only two moves??

Just "a" wondering

That's funny

9327. You lost your queen on move 1

9238. Your opponent moves and you hear the capture sound, but you can't remember what piece you had on that square. You start desperately scanning the board looking for your queen.

You think 'control the center' means decorating the board by arranging your pieces artistically

Your game strategy includes double and triple jumps.

you draw a drawing of a GM to tell people you drew a GM