1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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9299: gothamchess gets a email about the chess game u just played from your op and reviews it by saying “he did not sac the ruk… get out of here”

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9300!: your opponent has just a king and you are up by +35 and you forfeit because 35 is your unlucky number
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9301: You forgot you are not playing king on the hill
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9302: you forgot you are not playing atomic chess
9303: you forgot you are not playing spell chess
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697 more guys!
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9304 u play the London
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9305 u fianchetto a knight
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9306 y think Jankos games are good
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Ur pieces don’t like u
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U don’t know who magnus is
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9309: your best game was when you ate your own pieces for a stalemate
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9310: you are up a whole chessboard and u resign.

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9311: You forget tht it is your turn and timeout

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9312: somehow you eat the chess pieces, forfeiting you from the game

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9313: you sacrifice your queen for a pawn randomly
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Your eto is literally 1
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I mean 9314: your eto is literally q
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9315: chess.com disables your game review because they feel bad for you

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9316: u appear in the world book of guinness world records for lowest elo in chess ever