1000 things a dumb chess player would do

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mishailu

421. Didn't checkmate on the last move as he ran out of time.

CHARIZARD_GUY

422. tries to rickroll opponent so he could resign

mishailu

423. Thinks that the Martin bot is Martin Stahl.

Arisktotle

424. Plays BlahBlah's hit "Dummy, dummy, dummy" on his headphones during all of his chess games wink

dashygalaxy
425. Thinking bishop and rook are the same value
dashygalaxy
426. Capturing the king when his opponent accidentally moves into check.
dashygalaxy
427. Offers a draw when he is losing
dashygalaxy
428. Beats the Martin bot and calls himself a pro
dashygalaxy
429. Tries to checkmate by repetitively putting opponent in check
dashygalaxy
430. Saying “is it checkmate?” when their king has 2 legal moves
dashygalaxy
431. Sacrificing their queen for a pawn
dashygalaxy
432. Not knowing how to defend their pieces when their opponent does the Wayward Queen Attack
dashygalaxy
433. Castling when he forgot he had already moves his king
actual_knight_gaming
dashygalaxy wrote:
432. Not knowing how to defend their pieces when their opponent does the Wayward Queen Attack
mishailu

434. Thinks his rook is a queen.

CHARIZARD_GUY
dashygalaxy wrote:
429. Tries to checkmate by repetitively putting opponent in check

i do that and i checkmate my opponent

mishailu

435. Thinks that the rook is an elephant.

ashwath09

436. Goes to the Restroom in the middle of the match and plays video games on his/her watch and forgets about the chess game and loses all games just like that.

Sali6554

437. relies on draws to not lose even though they gain no points

skitenchevio

438 eating while playing and getting grease all over their mouse/trackpad/screen