Attack himself
opponent thought-he is attacking my enemy and the enemy of my enemy is my friend
hensfore I must help freind defeat enemy
*loses
1000 things a dumb chess player would do
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Jun 17, 2024
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#1303
When hustling at chess for money - its 'dumb' to win every game.
You've gotta let your mark win some of the games.
And when you win you've got to make it look much closer than it is ...
the mark's got to think: 'hey I almost won that - with just a little more effort ...'
Jun 21, 2024
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#1305
x: you play f3 then g4 because you thought that was the world's strongest opening (your 4 year old brother lied to you)
You thought that mittens was going to be ez
Jul 1, 2024
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#1307
x+2: you watch family guy clips and play subway surfers while playing chess because you can't pay attention.
Jul 4, 2024
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#1310
Attempt to snipe another bishop and give his own bishop for free
Jul 4, 2024
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#1311
Says I take that back when he makes a move that leads to his checkmate
hangs all their peices in a forky forky
Jul 8, 2024
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#1317
1) take en passant when the pawn only moved one square and on its own side of the board
2) move the king into the center of the board and play the bongcloud and think you are cool
3) "sacrifice" your queen for a few pawns
4) Wayward queen attack
5) go for a win when it is obviously a loss
1396 : forget how to count to 1000
961) think Il Vaticano is real
962) attack a bishop with an unprotected queen diagonally
963) trades queen for a pawn
964) promotes to a bishop when in this position:
965( does Nd6 in that same position
An IM can start with a knight down against a B player in 5 minute chess and probably still win.
Or spot the B player time - like his 2 minutes versus the B player's 5.
The B player isn't 'dumb'.
But he's in the IM's office.
That's like ... B player is in the water. Shark's in the water.
The water gets red.
'Dumb' would be the B player betting his boat on the game ...