1000 things a dumb chess player would do

966 part 2: attacks opponent's king and holds up the Czech flag

967: does Ke(π-πi)

968: quits instantly when he makes a mistake from losing a pawn to the whole game (totally not me haha)

Getting your pet cat to choose your chess moves for you... Paws for pawns...

Asking a giraffe to play the f-pawn

971. Resign... just to go outside

sacrificing your queen for a pawn

973) sets up a chess board but the queens are in the d file

974/1000 He falls for the scholars mate

975/1000

He thinks he fourked a rook and a queen

he blunders checkmate

976/1000 He thinks he fourked a night and a queen

977: I fed my queen to the enemy bishop

978: Plays only hyperbullet and bullet

979: you think chess is just checkers but a little bit more complicated... and you think it's easy so you play those games with the pretty girls in them while playing chess

the pretty girls?

azur lane, nikke, etc

980: trying to be 100 elo and then suprising a grandmaster

981: sticking pawns up your nose

982/1000 you are Kyobir🤣🤣🤣

983: Trying to deal emotional damage to your opponent by underpromotion but stalemated him in the end while having huge advantages:-(