UlyssesTheMessanger wrote:
#249: Slipping in ice and breaking your wirst whilst walking into the club. This actually happened to me two months ago
was it to chess castle?
1000 ways of get injured playing chess
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chessredpanda wrote:
252.you go drunk from losing a game
we are in #253
kk #255: You play without time control, but your opponent plays so slow that u get old and die before he had made the move 17.f5
gg
Opponent won on time; opponent 1- you 0
Idrinkyourhealth wrote:
kk #255: You play without time control, but your opponent plays so slow that u get old and die before he had made the move 17.f5
gg
Opponent won on time; opponent 1- you 0
Just saying but if you played without time control how did your opponent win on time?
awesomesgeekyfriend wrote:
Idrinkyourhealth wrote:
kk #255: You play without time control, but your opponent plays so slow that u get old and die before he had made the move 17.f5
gg
Opponent won on time; opponent 1- you 0
Just saying but if you played without time control how did your opponent win on time?
i pretended to say: by abandoning
Your opponent is getting angry and frustrated checking your king all over the board but you won't resign. Finally he/she breaks your wrist bending your arm behind your back, forcing you to cry 'Uncle!'
chessredpanda wrote:
and just happened to be iraq and got bombed
what ? is that #257 ?
#257: Vladimir Putin surreptitiously replaces your kingside bishop with a piece of Polonium-210.
LolloOLLLLL 247# ..... 248#: Opponent gets checkmated , requests a rematch but you decline it with an instant 0.0001 sec clic. Your opponent is a gangsta that sells guns in exchange of drugs... and your neighbour at the same time... gg
258, I hope. Playing in the middle of a park filled with gang-bangers having a little shoot-out.
MzJavert wrote:
258, I hope. Playing in the middle of a park filled with gang-bangers having a little shoot-out.
doesn't gang-bang mean... O_O
Guys, we're on 262.
262. You play in a science lab, and a piece accidentally falls in a potion, and then...it explodes! Chess and science don't mix hahaha
KenGeneQ wrote:
Guys, we're on 262.
262. You play in a science lab, and a piece accidentally falls in a potion, and then...it explodes! Chess and science don't mix hahaha
LoL
263. You play bullet on live chess, and when you're opponent checkmates you on the last second, you offer a rematch and in the chat, he says no, and you say please or die, and then he says YOU die, and he hacks your computer with virus and it breaks down. You get extremely mad by this, get high blood pressure and go to hospital, while your opponent accepts the rematch, and he hacked it so instead your clock's time goes down on the first move and you lose on time.
Opponent:2 you:0
#264? : after 29 consecutive checks in the 2ond round of the tourney leading in mate, u win and say to him: "happy birthday!" knowing your probability of guess: 1\365 . You guess , and, what a coicidence, today is 29\2\2020. Your opponent starts to feel bad, nervous, stressed, sweats , he need to refresh his head and drinks a cup of..... Cesium-137
gg
Opponent 1 - you 2 ( unfortunately u drinked from the same cup)
#251: Drive-by Rook Sacrifice