21. you play near a volcano
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Many people concerned about bishops here, but I believe kings are way more dangerous, being a taller piece, and usually having a cross on the top.
I guess if anyone really nails an eye for falling asleep in the board, the king will be the piece.
if I would ever intend to stab someone in the eye with a chess piece I would certainly chose a king.
22. Play without breathing
It's called...suffocation chess! Win (or lose) before you suffocate to death
18. You injured your back playing with big heavy chess pieces.
#23 You are Garry Kasparov
25. You shake hands with your opponent who is a hedgehog... Ouch!
26. Rash from swamp ass. Itchy as hell! I got this while I was in the Army.
27. You get angry at your opponent until you get high blood pressure 😡😡😡😡😡
And then...
Angrier...
Angrier...
BOOM!😵😵😵😵😵😵😵
KantTouchThis wrote:
#23 You are Garry Kasparov
This.
RUTHLESS-DICTATOR wrote:
VULPES_VULPES wrote:
Turns out that rooks are miniature cannons that shoot real, tiny explosives, and that bishops shoot lasers. Oh, and all the pieces are sentient and bent on taking over the human world.
I HAVE OFFICIALLY LOST ALL HOPE FOR THE HUMAN RACE AFTER READING THIS STATEMENT. THANK YOU FOR WAKING ME UP TO REALITY.
-_-...
29. You played chess boxing with Mayweather.
30. You play the seal of Orichalcos
30. Your sneaky opponent has put a tiny bomb on the e-pawn, so when you move it...you go boom.
31. You celebrate a victory and you shout so loud you deafen yourself.
32. You play torture chess. The loser have a finger cut.
33. You play suicide chess.
34. Finger broken by slammed queen while playing speed chess with opponent's fancy metal set.
35. You play red chess- you have to colour all your pieces with red (blood) before the other person does
#19An earthquake happens and the whole ground crumples.