1000 ways of get injured playing chess

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MadMagister

#19An earthquake happens and the whole ground crumples.

KenGeneQ

21. you play near a volcano

IOliveira

Many people concerned about bishops here, but I believe kings are way more dangerous, being a taller piece, and usually having a cross on the top.

I guess if anyone really nails an eye for falling asleep in the board, the king will be the piece.

if I would ever intend to stab someone in the eye with a chess piece I would certainly chose a king.

KenGeneQ

22. Play without breathing

It's called...suffocation chess! Win (or lose) before you suffocate to death

Mandy711

18. You injured your back playing with big heavy chess pieces.

KantTouchThis

#23 You are Garry Kasparov

KenGeneQ

25. You shake hands with your opponent who is a hedgehog... Ouch!

IRONLUNGCANCER

26.  Rash from swamp ass.  Itchy as hell!  I got this while I was in the Army.

MadMagister

#27 Some jerk yanks your chair away.

KenGeneQ

27. You get angry at your opponent until you get high blood pressure 😡😡😡😡😡

And then...

Angrier...

Angrier...

BOOM!😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

mosai
KantTouchThis wrote:

#23 You are Garry Kasparov

This.

VULPES_VULPES
RUTHLESS-DICTATOR wrote:
VULPES_VULPES wrote:

Turns out that rooks are miniature cannons that shoot real, tiny explosives, and that bishops shoot lasers. Oh, and all the pieces are sentient and bent on taking over the human world.

I HAVE OFFICIALLY LOST ALL HOPE FOR THE HUMAN RACE AFTER READING THIS STATEMENT.  THANK YOU FOR WAKING ME UP TO REALITY.

-_-...

Mandy711

29. You played chess boxing with Mayweather.

mosai

30. You play the seal of Orichalcos

KenGeneQ

30. Your sneaky opponent has put a tiny bomb on the e-pawn, so when you move it...you go boom.

KenGeneQ

31. You celebrate a victory and you shout so loud you deafen yourself.

Mandy711

32. You play torture chess. The loser have a finger cut.

33. You play suicide chess. 

TurboFish

34. Finger broken by slammed queen while playing speed chess with opponent's fancy metal set.

KenGeneQ

35. You play red chess- you have to colour all your pieces with red (blood) before the other person does

Idrinkyourhealth

KenGeneQ wrote:

35. You play red chess- you have to colour all your pieces with red (blood) before the other person does

LollllL