21. you play near a volcano
1000 ways of get injured playing chess

Many people concerned about bishops here, but I believe kings are way more dangerous, being a taller piece, and usually having a cross on the top.
I guess if anyone really nails an eye for falling asleep in the board, the king will be the piece.
if I would ever intend to stab someone in the eye with a chess piece I would certainly chose a king.

22. Play without breathing
It's called...suffocation chess! Win (or lose) before you suffocate to death

27. You get angry at your opponent until you get high blood pressure 😡😡😡😡😡
And then...
Angrier...
Angrier...
BOOM!😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

Turns out that rooks are miniature cannons that shoot real, tiny explosives, and that bishops shoot lasers. Oh, and all the pieces are sentient and bent on taking over the human world.
I HAVE OFFICIALLY LOST ALL HOPE FOR THE HUMAN RACE AFTER READING THIS STATEMENT. THANK YOU FOR WAKING ME UP TO REALITY.
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#19An earthquake happens and the whole ground crumples.