1000 ways of get injured playing chess

#342 your opponent crashes out

#343: While playing chess against your boss at work you get checkmated and he fires you for incompetence and for playing chess at work. You fill a complain letter to him, and after reading It he makes a paper plane with it, aims at you and hits you in the eye when you exit the office

Mental breakdown. I am sure it has already been mentioned, but chess players including champions sometimes end up insane or at least with questionable sanity. Morphy, Steinitz, perhaps Fischer spring to mind.

344: You "pop" a finger muscle

347: You hit the clock so hard that your wrist bends

Se matar enquanto joga.

Ele não disse que não poderia utilizar ferramentas convencionais.

Puxar uma briga em meio a um torneio de xadrez.

#346: You get bitten by a Spidersaurus-rex in your dream when you fall asleep during a chess game but your opponent wakes you up with a powerful slap seconds before you run out of time. You, angry, call the referee but then you realize you are half naked, playing against your grandma , in her house, with all the family and friends watching the scene.

0-1

#347: being struck by lightning after losing your dark-squared bishop.

#348: You get sniped by the bishop on z27

#349: You make a marriage proposal midgame and get rejected

cooked eyeballs from screen time (mine) got double cateracts.

Im that bishop

You fall victim to a knight fork and succumb to the darkness within that cannot be healed with apple cider...