1000 ways of get injured playing chess

Idrinkyourhealth wrote:

KenGeneQ wrote:

35. You play red chess- you have to colour all your pieces with red (blood) before the other person does

LollllL

P.S. I would never try that. Maybe I should recommended that to suiciders ...

#37: put c4 in the chess clock

Mashing your fingers during a capture involving heavy pieces.

39#: troll the opponent and provocate him,

When you go to lift a rook, lift with your knees not your back!

do you even lift?

#41: wear a T-shirt in which it puts "Hit me" in a live tournament with lot of people

#42: set fire to the board after losing

#43: that part at the end of Harry Potter and the Soceror's Stone with the giant chess board.

#44: en passant

#45: You accidentally poke yourself in the eye with a king (I've done that before).

#47: experimenting the Newton's laws by throwing pieces up to the ceiling

#48: try how much weight can the chess board resist by putting a 50kg pawn on e3

#49: climb on the board and pretend to be d2 pawn while the opponent watching you with terror

#50: shoot with a pistol before u start the match, like in olimpic games

#51 someone stabs you with the King

#52: shoot with pistol to the opponent's king when you do chechmate, just in case

#52. Playing chess on a sinking ship, my opponent and I are so fascinated by our game that we go down with the ship.

53. earthquake

69 - the chess pieces are grenades