1000 Worst Things To Do While Burning Beans
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23. Fart.
24. Making a bean actuallly fart by poking a hole in it and injecting it with a methane gas, then overheating it. Or, to make things easier, you could just eat the bean, and 789 other ones just like it.
Fart Volkswagen buses.
27. Fart and say, "Fresh air!"
You know it's hot out when a fart feels like air conditioning. This message brought to you by Van Camp's Pork And Beans.
PORK AND BEANS!
Chessonline2016 wrote:
ok "Fresh air!"
OKAY!! "PFFFFFFFFFfffffffzzzzzzshhhhhhhEEEEEEEE! What would I give for some Mexico City pollution right now?!!"
28. Whone with a bottle of wine.
29. Pollute the air.
30. Burn down the house.
31. Hose down the beans using a garden hose, then run back into the house while it continues to burn and set those beans back on the stove; turn that heat back on. Haven't you ever heard of "refried beans"??
NomadicKnight wrote:
PORK AND BEANS!
Wow!
Just what kind of tactics are we talking about, here?
Chessonline2016 wrote:
how do you do that???
I plug up my ears, nostrils, mouth, close my eyes, and pray hard that I don't have to buy my landlord a new bedroom wall.
Anyone seen In Living Color's "Dysfunctional Home Show" with Jim Carrey and his lesson on how to cook pork and beans (PORK AND BEANS!!!)?
I'd post it but it's probably a bit inappropriate for younger audiences. (It did play on network television during prime time back in the day if that tells you anything)
Panzerkampfwagen_V wrote:
Making tongue twisters.
32. Making refried tongue soup after making tongue twisters after you have sung to your sisters about reburning the reburned burned beans that've been bean reburned in a reburned rebeaned bean double-burner.
I would like a job in the beans sector.
what mins "
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