48. Drop your guts while holding your burned baked beans to Zeus as a sacrifice.
1000 Worst Things To Do While Burning Beans
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49. Evolving from a gas-bean, to a has-bean, and finally becoming a jazz-bean.
50. Kick the beans.
AussieRookie wrote:
Reburning the reburned burned beans that've been bean reburned in a reburned rebeaned bean burner.
51. Reburning and then reburnishing some reburned burned buns that will hold the re-reburned reburned burned beans that've been bean-reburned in a reburned rebeaned bean and bun burner that has been banned for use since it burns bursts and bands of burned blackened blobs before browning big bags of beef burrito breakfasts for babies to behold.
Sep 12, 2015
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ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
AussieRookie wrote:
Reburning the reburned burned beans that've been bean reburned in a reburned rebeaned bean burner.
51. Reburning and then reburnishing some reburned burned buns that will hold the re-reburned reburned burned beans that've been bean-reburned in a reburned rebeaned bean and bun burner that has been banned for use since it burns bursts and bands of burned blackened blobs before browning big bags of beef burrito breakfasts for babies to behold.
WHAT?!?!? Hahahaha!!!! XD
ColeZX4000 wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
AussieRookie wrote:
Reburning the reburned burned beans that've been bean reburned in a reburned rebeaned bean burner.
51. Reburning and then reburnishing some reburned burned buns that will hold the re-reburned reburned burned beans that've been bean-reburned in a reburned rebeaned bean and bun burner that has been banned for use since it burns bursts and bands of burned blackened blobs before browning big bags of beef burrito breakfasts for babies to behold.
WHAT?!?!? Hahahaha!!!! XD
Beyond belief! - but by big beans, bestest blurb born to behold, badass, beckoning I bring both breakfast biscuits with bits of bacon in the beer batter and brown bread! Bye-bye, British beings!
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
ColeZX4000 wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
AussieRookie wrote:
Reburning the reburned burned beans that've been bean reburned in a reburned rebeaned bean burner.
51. Reburning and then reburnishing some reburned burned buns that will hold the re-reburned reburned burned beans that've been bean-reburned in a reburned rebeaned bean and bun burner that has been banned for use since it burns bursts and bands of burned blackened blobs before browning big bags of beef burrito breakfasts for babies to behold.
WHAT?!?!? Hahahaha!!!! XD
Beyond belief! - but by big beans, bestest blurb born to behold, badass, beckoning I bring both breakfast biscuits with bits of bacon in the batter and brown bread! Bye-bye, British beings!
ANOTHER LONG ONE
bluebirdbattery wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
ColeZX4000 wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
AussieRookie wrote:
Reburning the reburned burned beans that've been bean reburned in a reburned rebeaned bean burner.
51. Reburning and then reburnishing some reburned burned buns that will hold the re-reburned reburned burned beans that've been bean-reburned in a reburned rebeaned bean and bun burner that has been banned for use since it burns bursts and bands of burned blackened blobs before browning big bags of beef burrito breakfasts for babies to behold.
WHAT?!?!? Hahahaha!!!! XD
Beyond belief! - but by big beans, bestest blurb born to behold, badass, beckoning I bring both breakfast biscuits with bits of bacon in the batter and brown bread! Bye-bye, British beings!
ANOTHER LONG ONE
52. Posting another long quote.
53. Beaning your burns. Protect those burns, don't bean them!
54. Taking a nap and forgetting that your beans are burning.
55. Admitting to your insurance company that you went to take a nap while your beans were burning on the stove.
56. Admitting to your insurance company that a dinosaur named T-Rex burned your beans. T-Rex would get so mad at you, and your insurance company employees wouldn't believe you.
57. Burning your ice cubes. They won't be very cold after they're burnt.
55. Writing 55.
I mean 58.
For number 57, did you know that's actually possible? Burning an ice cube:
NomadicKnight wrote:
For number 57, did you know that's actually possible? Burning an ice cube:
Wow, how cool - er, hot! - er, cool...
I guess it is possible! If you make your ice cubes out of alcohol
instead of water, I guess they really can burn!
Here's another article:
http://chemistry.about.com/od/funfireprojects/a/iceonfire.htm
58. Putting some boric acid and methanol in with your burned beans and lighting it on fire so you end up with flaming "green" beans! Kiddies, don't try this inside and not without some adult supervision.
59. Forget to open the lid on the can of pork and beans before setting them in the hot coals of your campfire to cook and eventually burn... after they explode, sending shrapnel flying into everyone sitting around the fire, but leaving some of the beans in the hot coals to thoroughly burn to nothing as you frantically pick the pieces of the can from your face.
47. Laugh