10,000 SIGNS YOU CAN'T COPE WITH CHESS

it sounds crazy, but we can do it!

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1 You break down into tears when you are losing

2. Your opening repertiore is based on recommendations from Dr Phil.

3. you lose your queen for 3 pawns, and your logic is that that they will have less promoted queens than you!

4. You don't offer a draw; you always offer a loss.

5. you ask your opponent to tell you the right move

7. you take his queen, wait for him to resign.... and he mates you!

10 you are so bad that you demand your opponent to resign

11. You're constantly trying to swipe all the pieces off the board with your mouse

12. You start getting the shakes if your opponent goes on vacation

13. Whenever someone says "horse" you shout "IT'S CALLED A KNIGHT!!" - even if they were talking about a real horse.

14. Whenever someone says "castle" you shout... well, you get the idea.

15. You lose on time a move away from mate, and he only has a pawn left so YOU LOSE!!!

16. You forget that you are playing hcess not draughts lol

18. You call Chess, a game where you win by your intellect and not your physique, "stupid".

Wife glues all your pieces to the chess board. You divorce your wife 3 months later.