2. Your opening repertiore is based on recommendations from Dr Phil.
10,000 SIGNS YOU CAN'T COPE WITH CHESS
3. you lose your queen for 3 pawns, and your logic is that that they will have less promoted queens than you!

13. Whenever someone says "horse" you shout "IT'S CALLED A KNIGHT!!" - even if they were talking about a real horse.
it sounds crazy, but we can do it!
let's go
1 You break down into tears when you are losing