10000 things a very very very very very very very very very very very dumb chess player would do

They report players for 'stalling' when bro literally just took 5 seconds to make a move in rapid chess.

They comment 'Ez' in every chess daily puzzles (even on Sunday ones) even if their puzzle rating is below 700.

Fork a rook and queen with a knight, but then instead of taking the rook, they move their knight horizontally and blunder the knight, and think they are winning because their opponent is confused about everything, and then sticks a skewer in their pawn that has already been captured

They are banned for stalling because after some minutes of playing they fell asleep and left the computer on...
the famous king sacrifice