2826-4000 Worst Things To Do While Playing Chess

(which number)   Say "while we were walking 🚶, we watched window washers wash Washington Windows with warm washing water" ..  Don't stop till you bite your tongue.  😜 

Wash out, peephole; wash out your mouths, that is.

3123. Googling "worst things to do while playing chess" and finding this forum

3124. Googling "the king is back" and finding this image

3125. Googling anything. Yes, googling is one of the worst things to do while playing chess..

3126. Getting raged that the image I found from #3124 didn't load in.. well I'm going to "delete" a bunch of comments.

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3127. Trying to play that game with youtube commenters of finding a different letter in a sentence.. well I'm going to do it anyway, find the {

Pack up some toad and lick them...  Feel what your father's felt before the invention of the wheel.... 

Do you have a physical street address on these guys, these hardcore pancakes guys? T-Rex does do delivery runs for me.

I found it!  See to the right →                                     {

Do I win anything?

Oh wait a second, now!! Oh, wait just a second.  I found the real one.
It's the fifth line down at the start of the second "COMMENT DELETED".

Am I right? 

  This is what I used to feel like before the invention of the wheel.
  Now whenever I need a ride, I just hop up on T-Rex's back. 

What about googling "Worcestershire Sauce"; there must be a small, if insignificant merit, in doing that? Kind of a frippery, if you will.

Just another pork chop hiding behind a mask,
just another poop drop chuting down the flask,
(oh chute, I spieled shoot rong!)
you'll get pooped til ya drop, I can guarantee you that,
cause when you drink yo buttermilk, yo drink the butterfat
T-Rex licks the dirt off from bottomside his feet
sometimes there's a hairy gorilla under there you never want to meet
who'll squirrel on you and your little munchbags
so hide all the bananas, cause when the hardcore pancakes come, 
you don't need that chess game of yours to lags (rhymes with munchbags...)
So, "boom chick-a, chick-a, chick-a, boom chickadee..."
I said, "boom chick-a, chick-a, chick-a, boom chickadee..."
No, I said, "boom chick-a, chick-a, chick-a, boom chickadee..."
Yes, no, I said, "boom chick-a, chick-a, chick-a, boom chickadee..."
"And many more, on Channel 4..."
"...ty-seven..." 

  You don't like this image, Otis? Sit on a potato pan, Otis!

Lol...  I think it's the other way round..  the toad is licking it

Did drDuki run off to Smething again? That place sounds dangerous.

Try some e-cave painting 🎨

Another precision.

1. Ng4 fxg4 2. Qg5+ Kg7 3. Qe7+ Kg8 4. Qxd8+ Kg7 5. Re7+ Kh6 5. Qf8 + Kh6 6 Rxh7#

All worked out without the board!!!

Be sleep walkie.. 

Hey Duki!!  Back from Smething? Welcome back and make yourself at home. 

3128. Singing too many opera arias during the chess game while you are sleepwalking, particularly the one's from Bellini's La Sonnambula, still, a great opportunity for us to see bel canto at its best.

3129. Having your parakeet sleep-flying all around the room while a chess game is in progress when he accidentally lands and poops on your queen.