5,000 Signs You Don't Know Enough About Chess

3070. You think every time a pawn moves past another, you can take en passant.
3071. You think bishops are called 'priests' (true story).
3072. You try to capture all the pieces your knight jumps over.
3073. You always take your rooks out first, because they're so powerful.
3074. You play chess like Reepicheep from The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (if you know what I'm talking about.)

That has been said tons of times.

3075.

The set is called a masterpiece. Yet the creators of the chess set do not know how to set up the board properly. (The black pieces are reversed for the display obviously.)

3076

White ISN'T in the bottom right (therefore worsening how incorrectly the board is set up)