5,000 Signs You Don't Know Enough About Chess

2902;     There is WAY more than 64 squares in a chess borad

there are 205...

Actually... there are 204...

right sorry typo =)

Mine has a border, making it 205.  :-p

So is this going by the number of 8x8 squares, 7x7, 6x6, etc?

I assume.

5000. The end.

if you don't know that you might think your rating is 5000

lol

2903: You think that chest is a game played by pirates to find treasure.

2904: You try reverse psycology on your opponent and resign on move 1 so your opponent will decide to resign.

2905: Your answer to the question 'what describes your playing style best?' is "losing".

2906: What do you prefer? Spanish or Italian?

Pizza of course!

2907: You put your hand up and call interference because your opponent touched their pawn, moved it two squares up and sneezed.

2908:You think coming first because you got a BYE for every round, and every BYE was 1 point, was an acheivment.

2909:You think getting kicked out of the tournament is good, because you think that they think you are too good.

2010: You think a pawn can stay a pawn on the promotion square

2911: You think that when there is a forced combination made by one player that the other player is in zugzwang.

2912: You think that zugzwangs dont exist because there is always 3 options: 1. Resign 2. Draw 3. Run around the board like mad because you're going to lose

2913 you were disqualified because of unnescesary playiing with pieces

2914 you came 3rd!.... outta 2 people

2915.  You say there were no Sicilians in the last WCC match.  They were Indian and Norwegian.