falcogrine wrote:
lixinzheng wrote:
2917. You play Ka8:
2920. As white after Ka8 you still can't win.
2939: You can't see Nc7.
5,000 Signs You Don't Know Enough About Chess
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2940: You think GM Magnus Carlsen is World Champion because of pure luck!
2941. You think if you lay your king on his side you gain more control of the board, because standing upright, the king only occupies one square at a time!
2942. You think if you lay your king on his side you gain a psychological advantage because you spoiled your opponent's mating plans!
2943. You decide that throwing your Rubik's cube on the board would be a good puzzle for your opponent.
2944.You wonder why chess players have first name as GM!
2945. You wonder if all chess players with IM in front of their names are really deceased and why that is considered to be important?
2946. You wonder what is the link between General Motors and chess?
2947. You think that white has ultimate control over the game no matter what
2948. You get an "upset win" against a 100 rated player
2949. You tell chess players, "You're wasting your time. Play checkers, it is way more logical and involved!"
2950. You just can't see the checkmate(s) here:
You lose as white.
2951 if you wish there was a sumbit button you had to press every time you move
2952 if you move and then think about your last move
2954 You're unable to win a game against Magnus Carlsen OTB.
2953 (skipped by onthehouse) If you think this list will never get to 5000, because too many people quit.
2955 You can't mate your opponent because his king is in the way!
2956. (You are playing black). Your queen isn't trapped...
You can block with the king!
lol
2957. You post a puzzle: White to move and lose in 2 moves
What are you saying about me? Besides, there are puzzles about getting one's self into mate.
You think this is legal.