5,000 Signs You Don't Know Enough About Chess

2987. You breathe air.

2988: When you don't understand why someone can not have more than nine queens.

2989. When you think an up-side-down Rook means that individual peice reisgned.

2990. When you think there are only 2989 signs that you don't know enough about chess.

You try to mate a King and Bishop with your King and Knight

2992. You think 2000 players are strong.

2993. You think that a mate with King and Knight against King and Bishop is not possible.

2994. Because both sides have "insufficient mating material".

2995. If you are black, you go first

2996. If you are white, you lose every game

2997. If you see black play e4 on his first turn(which is not possible), you think he won

2997 is the refutation of the English opening.

2999. You think that the opening moves 1.P-K4 P-K4 are different than 1.e4 e5.

1. Ng6# if White to play???? Black is toast????? (I think this is the point that LoekBergman was making?????)

3000. Your King keeps getting distracted by flirting with the Queen

5000.You think chess is fun

I made it to 5000!!!

YAYAYYAYYAY!!! WE FINNALLY MMMAAAADDDEEE 500000000000!!!!

WOOP!!!

500000000000 is NOT 5,000 (which is Five Thousand), but in truth actually Five Hundred Billion. You guys topped me, if that's the case!

You think pawns can move backwards.

You think pawns can take in file.

You think pawns can move in rank.