Bad chess joke

HessianWarrior
bronsteinitz wrote:

[JOKE DELETED BY MOD - JUST AWFUL -...]

Might as well delete the whole thread while you're at it.

DrSpudnik

Progress at last!

livluvrok

haha

HessianWarrior

Moderator are you still there?

winerkleiner
HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

There were once two chess players, now look how many there are.

Yay worse joke ever!


One to many.

{(HESSAINWARRIOR DELETED BY MODS-Wishful thinking}

HessianWarrior
winerkleiner wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

There were once two chess players, now look how many there are.

Yay worse joke ever!


One to many.

{(HESSAINWARRIOR DELETED BY MODS-Wishful thinking}

Hopefully for you the Moderators don't go by the ugliest face when they delete someone.

winerkleiner
HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

There were once two chess players, now look how many there are.

Yay worse joke ever!


One to many.

{(HESSAINWARRIOR DELETED BY MODS-Wishful thinking}

Hopefully for you the Moderators don't go by the ugliest face when they delete someone.

Wow, the psych ward let you out?

HessianWarrior
winerkleiner wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

There were once two chess players, now look how many there are.

Yay worse joke ever!


One to many.

{(HESSAINWARRIOR DELETED BY MODS-Wishful thinking}

Hopefully for you the Moderators don't go by the ugliest face when they delete someone.

Wow, the psych ward let you out?

Why wouldn't they, I was only there to bring you your mail?

trysts

Worst thread in the history of sewing.

HessianWarrior
trysts wrote:

Worst thread in the history of sewing.

But here you are.

winerkleiner
HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

There were once two chess players, now look how many there are.

Yay worse joke ever!


One to many.

{(HESSAINWARRIOR DELETED BY MODS-Wishful thinking}

Hopefully for you the Moderators don't go by the ugliest face when they delete someone.

Wow, the psych ward let you out?

Why wouldn't they, I was only there to bring you your mail?

That's the last straw, I've had it...please tell you wife to stop calling me.

linuxblue1

Two pirates meet on a beach. One is called Gary Kasparov. The other is called Garry Kasparov. What did they say to each other?

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Laughing

HessianWarrior
winerkleiner wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

There were once two chess players, now look how many there are.

Yay worse joke ever!


One to many.

{(HESSAINWARRIOR DELETED BY MODS-Wishful thinking}

Hopefully for you the Moderators don't go by the ugliest face when they delete someone.

Wow, the psych ward let you out?

Why wouldn't they, I was only there to bring you your mail?

That's the last straw, I've had it...please tell you wife to stop calling me.

Hell no Weinersnitchel, it keeps her off my ass.

trysts

Yes, hashish. I too, have been apart of the worst threads ever imagined. Confederate whalers in Denmark? I was there. Comets hitting the earth? I was there. Copyrighted chess variants including sharks with lasers? I was there. Epiphanies about the rudeness of the letters "gg"? I was there. Chess.com accused of not paying child support? I was there. Elephants interested in bungholes? I was there. 

The most uncomfortable, embarrassing, WTH threads ever to grace Chess.com, I was there for. If only to show children who have already begun the inappropriate thievery of their parents password to access a forum which could do nothing but harm their innocence, that there is a better way to have a lobotomy.

HessianWarrior
trysts wrote:

Yes, hashish. I too, have been apart of the worst threads ever imagined. Confederate whalers in Denmark? I was there. Comets hitting the earth? I was there. Copyrighted chess variants including sharks with lasers? I was there. Epiphanies about the rudeness of the letters "gg"? I was there. Chess.com accused of not paying child support? I was there. Elephants interested in bungholes? I was there. 

The most uncomfortable, embarrassing, WTH threads ever to grace Chess.com, I was there for. If only to show children who have already begun the inappropriate thievery of their parents password to access a forum which could do nothing but harm their innocence, that there is a better way to have a lobotomy.

Now that I would like to have witnessed first hand.

trysts

It was deleted.

HessianWarrior
trysts wrote:

It was deleted.

The Moderators can be so unfun sometimes.

trysts

The thread wasn't deleted, only the picture of the curious elephant.

Chyescat

they need a forum 4 stuff like this...

HessianWarrior
trysts wrote:

The thread wasn't deleted, only the picture of the curious elephant.

Well then all is not lost.