Bad chess joke

  • #41
    bronsteinitz wrote:

    [JOKE DELETED BY MOD - JUST AWFUL -...]

    Might as well delete the whole thread while you're at it.

  • #42

    Progress at last!

  • #43

    haha

  • #44

    Moderator are you still there?

  • #45
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    There were once two chess players, now look how many there are.

    Yay worse joke ever!


    One to many.

    {(HESSAINWARRIOR DELETED BY MODS-Wishful thinking}

  • #46
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    There were once two chess players, now look how many there are.

    Yay worse joke ever!


    One to many.

    {(HESSAINWARRIOR DELETED BY MODS-Wishful thinking}

    Hopefully for you the Moderators don't go by the ugliest face when they delete someone.

  • #47
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    There were once two chess players, now look how many there are.

    Yay worse joke ever!


    One to many.

    {(HESSAINWARRIOR DELETED BY MODS-Wishful thinking}

    Hopefully for you the Moderators don't go by the ugliest face when they delete someone.

    Wow, the psych ward let you out?

  • #48
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    There were once two chess players, now look how many there are.

    Yay worse joke ever!


    One to many.

    {(HESSAINWARRIOR DELETED BY MODS-Wishful thinking}

    Hopefully for you the Moderators don't go by the ugliest face when they delete someone.

    Wow, the psych ward let you out?

    Why wouldn't they, I was only there to bring you your mail?

  • #49

    Worst thread in the history of sewing.

  • #50
    trysts wrote:

    Worst thread in the history of sewing.

    But here you are.

  • #51
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    There were once two chess players, now look how many there are.

    Yay worse joke ever!


    One to many.

    {(HESSAINWARRIOR DELETED BY MODS-Wishful thinking}

    Hopefully for you the Moderators don't go by the ugliest face when they delete someone.

    Wow, the psych ward let you out?

    Why wouldn't they, I was only there to bring you your mail?

    That's the last straw, I've had it...please tell you wife to stop calling me.

  • #52

    Two pirates meet on a beach. One is called Gary Kasparov. The other is called Garry Kasparov. What did they say to each other?

    Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Laughing

  • #53
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    There were once two chess players, now look how many there are.

    Yay worse joke ever!


    One to many.

    {(HESSAINWARRIOR DELETED BY MODS-Wishful thinking}

    Hopefully for you the Moderators don't go by the ugliest face when they delete someone.

    Wow, the psych ward let you out?

    Why wouldn't they, I was only there to bring you your mail?

    That's the last straw, I've had it...please tell you wife to stop calling me.

    Hell no Weinersnitchel, it keeps her off my ass.

  • #54

    Yes, hashish. I too, have been apart of the worst threads ever imagined. Confederate whalers in Denmark? I was there. Comets hitting the earth? I was there. Copyrighted chess variants including sharks with lasers? I was there. Epiphanies about the rudeness of the letters "gg"? I was there. Chess.com accused of not paying child support? I was there. Elephants interested in bungholes? I was there. 

    The most uncomfortable, embarrassing, WTH threads ever to grace Chess.com, I was there for. If only to show children who have already begun the inappropriate thievery of their parents password to access a forum which could do nothing but harm their innocence, that there is a better way to have a lobotomy.

  • #55
    trysts wrote:

    Yes, hashish. I too, have been apart of the worst threads ever imagined. Confederate whalers in Denmark? I was there. Comets hitting the earth? I was there. Copyrighted chess variants including sharks with lasers? I was there. Epiphanies about the rudeness of the letters "gg"? I was there. Chess.com accused of not paying child support? I was there. Elephants interested in bungholes? I was there. 

    The most uncomfortable, embarrassing, WTH threads ever to grace Chess.com, I was there for. If only to show children who have already begun the inappropriate thievery of their parents password to access a forum which could do nothing but harm their innocence, that there is a better way to have a lobotomy.

    Now that I would like to have witnessed first hand.

  • #56

    It was deleted.

  • #57
    trysts wrote:

    It was deleted.

    The Moderators can be so unfun sometimes.

  • #58

    The thread wasn't deleted, only the picture of the curious elephant.

  • #59

    they need a forum 4 stuff like this...

  • #60
    trysts wrote:

    The thread wasn't deleted, only the picture of the curious elephant.

    Well then all is not lost.

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