you feelin lucky today punk?
go ahead, make my day, bzzzzzzzt
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I would while away the hours, chatting with the flowers, discussing love and art...
If I only had a brain...
mmmm, lunch
bzzt, oh no, I touched this piece now I must move it, bzzzt
Rook, I am your father
Player Biography:
Name - Bobby Bitbucket
Mom - Adding machine
Dad - Ferrari transmission
Hobbies Other Than Chess- dancing, watching paint dry, solving for places of Pi
Favorite Food - 30 Weight
Favorite Movie Character - Rin Tin Tin
Favorite Quote - "Heeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"
"I am the Bender of chess.. BESS! Wait, thats not right. . ."
I didn't realize I actually had to make a move, most people just resign when they see me!
Eli wrote:
1. Chess theorists estimate that if "Deep C3PO's" claws were capable of gripping bishops it would have an elo of roughly 3100.
2. Why do I have nipples?
1st made me lol by the 2nd I was on the floor
xMenace wrote:
Player: You are a clever imitation of life... Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot take a blank canvas and turn it into a masterpiece? Can a robot find the truth on the chessboard and launch highly creative attacks?
Robot: Can you?
iRobot is not going to help you in this pal..
Danger!!! Danger!!! Wil Robinson
Dude....If you keep drinking WD 40....You gonna Reck this Game,for sure!!
Must destroy before batteries...batteries........
Rael> Season finale spoiler of Battlestar Galactica: The Final Cylon was the Turk.
Glad to see you returned.
They always make me play black. *Robo-shrug*
Caissa and Deep thought were seen frolicking in the hills of Russia...
Nine months later,
Deep Bastard hit the chess scene.
lochness88 wrote:
Caissa and Deep thought were seen frolicking in the hills of Russia...
Nine months later,
Deep Bastard hit the chess scene.
rofl
Season finale spoiler of Battlestar Galactica:
The Final Cylon was the Turk.
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As XYLAN84 was about to place his pawn to g5 he noticed something
out of the perifery of his lens-visor. He'd hung his knight.
For some inexplicable reason the servors in his mechanical
approximation of a wrist surged with an excitable excess, and
briefly, frantically gyrated. The pawn trembled in the air.
Sensing the glint in Fischer's eye, gazing at him across the board,
Xylan84 was the first robot in history to independantly swear.
Caption:
FUUUUUUU
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Though Karpov sweated profusely in his armour,
he was reasurred that the latest in Russian
secret defence technology would be guaranteed to block
the hypnotic energy emissions coming from Bobby Fischer's
metal wisdom teeth filings.