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Hey man which funny guy replaced the toilet paper with a chess board, tut you guys.

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when they told me I was going to new york to play Gary Kasparov at chess in a huge publicity stunt for IBM I was so psyched, but I didn't expect this.

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I can't beleive I'm the rent I'm paying for this place!

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What happened to john? we were just taking our break and sat down for a quick game of chess he got up to go to the lavatory and there was a rumbling then everything got all unweighty .Three days its been and he's not returned I should time out his ass.My wifes gonna kill me.

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Ergonomically correct but stupid....

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hey these tumble driers are getting so big you could play a game of chess inside one

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hey I hope that doors closed tight because if it blows and its all sucked into the deep void of space I don't think I could remember where all the pieces where.

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concentrate,concentrate,concentrate bbbbbbvvvvvvvvvb Man I'm glad theres no one else here to smell that one.

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"My mentor told me to develop more space in my game."

 

or

 

"How Yuri Gagarin REALLY spent his first hour in space."

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I got beat so badly I think I'm going to barf

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"maybe this angle will get me out of check"

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     Sven hopes he does not run out of time as he orbits the board

     every three minutes.

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Who would win the game? It was all up in the air . . .

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NASA - Not Another Staunton Advertisement

NASA - Need Another Sitting Astronaut

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As the global economy worsens, NASA is forced to slash it's entertainment budget.

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omnipaul wrote:
alexholowczak wrote:

Given that the man is weightless, how are the pieces sticking to the board? If it's magnetic, then that must surely mess up the equipment on the craft?

Physics fail...


Not necessarily. A weak magnet would be sufficient to keep the pieces on. Such a magnetic field would be insignificant beyond the board, itself. Also, it need not even be magnetic. There could be velcro or something else to help hold it in place.


omnipaul is right, alexholowczak fail.

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One quiet move for a man...

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Queen's Gambit Reclined?

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The poor white dwarf just can't figure out the doomed black hole.

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 astronaut thinking : " Right now a bunch of numbskulls at chess.com are trying to think of a caption of my photo playing chess in space " !!! Lol