Chess and Relationships

I am a virgin but in my dreams I have 4 girlfriends that meet up with me on a regular basis. Does that count?

I never resign because I never get mated.

and "get a dog. they're more affectionate"? you can't tell that's humour?

is this humour? i can't tell. it's so hidden.

sorry mate (not checkmate) sometimes I cant spot humour, I am like the Anti-Sherlock of humour and jokes... i hope you still enjoy your day even though I made it a bit salty.

yes this is idiot night kaynight! i might rename my username to IAmNoIdiot though...

wouldnt that be too long?

Actually yes , chess is not the most important thing in a relationship. Neither is leather seats in a car but hey if not.. it still will get you there as long as it has a good relationship with processing the fuel that makes the vehicle run. And yes stuzzicadenti  there are worse things than being single. Initially it was just a fun thought. People seem to go very deep on a fun simplistic thought of what if? Though the mindset of most chess players tend to like to go deep. How DEEP can we go?Troll it up if that's what it takes to go deeper!! Who's up for the challenge? Does Magnus exist in a alternate universe as the worst chess player ever...Chess can be infinite if you want it to be!!

how about getting yourself a siri martinman?

she can't play chess, but she can answer questions.
tell you the weather.
tell you what time it is.
tell you what the time is somewhere else on the globe you're never likely to go?
she never moans at you.
never nags.
never tells you to put your socks in the washing bin.
doesn't get jealous.
won't nudge you as you check out that hot chick's booty ever so unobviously as she just passes you in the street? 

dude, she's gold. 

she's a lousy cook mind. :(

Hah, my update on my Mac now has given me Siri. She's not that great and she can be a smart ass at times.

You need a scientific approach to the problem: