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I don't find these jokes...funny.
what do chess players and rabbits have in common?
they both mate alot
--sorry i had to--
Jul 2, 2008
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#44
I particularly enjoyed the comic you shared, Gala (post #44). Thank you.
dwaxe wrote:
How many Chess Players does it take to change a light bulb?
ROFL
ok, don't ban me:
How do you call a king without right to castle?
homeless.
ok, i know that this is not a chess joke but here it is.
if u held a bouncy ball in one hand and a check in the other, which would bounce.
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehahahahahahahaha
Both would bounce!
come on with more jokes.
lets laugh...
The king asks the queen if she is fat or thin.
"I'm thin, king." she said.
"Well, make up your mind!" he replied.
May 25, 2009
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#52
A number of chess players were discussing their various wins in a hotel lobby.
The first player says, "Hey check out this trophy. I won this at my state tournament"
To which the second player responds, "Pfft, that's nothing. I wont his trophy at the US open"
At this moment the third player scoffs and says, "You guys have nothing on me. You see this trophy? I won this at the world tournament!"
Finally the concierge snaps and yells "YOU THREE GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"
Shocked the three players ask why and the concierge responds, "I can't stand these chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Guy becomes village chess champ and as a prize the club sends him off to test his skills against a neighbouring village where he gets thumped 9½ - ½.
While he's drowning his sorrows at the local pub, a woman walks in boasting un-shaved armpits and a tank-top. "Who'll buy this lady a drink ?" she asks waving her arm at the patrons.
No response until our hero says "Barman, give the ballerina a drink".
She makes short work of the first, waves her arm over the crowd again, and asks "Who'll buy this lady a drink ?"... Our man slurrs "Barman, get the ballerina a drink".
Barman gives her another drink but queries "Listen Pal, I don't mind how you spend your money, but why do you keep on calling her a ballerina ?"
"Well", reasons our champ, "anyone who can lift her leg that high must be a ballerina !".
when did the pawn cross the road.?
a: he does not cross the street stupid
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interupting Cow.
Interupting... Moo!
Jul 23, 2020
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#58
THEWHITEFOX wrote:
If a queen is a bishop and a rook combined, what do you call a queen combined with a knight?
(Don't ask me, I don't know the answer)
An Amazon
