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Bawker

I got my passed pawn!

I'll get the queen on!

You made a patzer blunder..

I'm gonna put you under...

 

Yo... talkin bout that checkmate shit!

Here come da rook blockade

Y'all knows I got it made

It's just a short time...

 

Before you're king's mine!

Jackin' wood in da hood, homies.

SonOfThunder2

Pullin' up know and the parking lots full

gonna ride that rook with a Dallas bull

everybody in the ATL is coming

DJ's got those speakers thumping.

Got a black knight not a white Queen ladie 

walking in the front door checking Mercede

my king says hey boys I'm buying

hottest girl in here giving me the eyein'

workin' on the sweet thing sitting on da barstool

doing shots of jack girl gonna take it old school

singing hell yeah to every song their playing

do ya wanna dance girl? I'm just saying...

SonOfThunder2

How's that?  :)

Bawker

We're all SO white. wink.png

Panaka

Panaka's skill you can't bear, and yet you still poke him

Success on the Bulls? ha...you must be joakim

coulda made conley cash had you got wit the program

when hogging assists, rondo bows down to no man

SonOfThunder2 Golden State, no other roster's as dope as

watch out brook, cause rondo might end up robbin lopez

bawker thinks i'm white, but is he really right?

clearly i'm black, but is that really the fact?

You can tell by my raps, i spit so much i need wet naps

nocturnal emissions have rendered me so many wet naps

rondo, i'll get back to you in a minuet

need an attitude etude to compete with the best...

i'd be surprised if you compete with the nets

Jumper always b flat, never deepened the threat

So stop talking smack or I'l sock you in the sinus

last year, Panaka had a higher plus-minus

trader danny on the trigger, so wondrous when he pull it

turned you into Jae Crowder, so dispense with all your bullsh*t

 

panda panda panda panda panda

SonOfThunder2

Nice!

meeguel

Who the hell's PANAKA? I type

Google replies "A pathetic chump who's overhyped"

meeguel

Check mate witha queen trade

Team mates with Dwayne Wade

My oft' erratic noncomformance   

and my preference for ireverence 

Are threads

In my operaitc performance  

Currently I sew 

Frequently I prosper

macer75
Panaka wrote:

SonOfThunder2 Golden State, no other roster's as dope as

watch out brook, cause rondo might end up robbin lopez

Money Mouth That was gold.

SonOfThunder2

Now I'm sittin' in da city with my chick lookin' pretty

Over low ride, don't you hide that tattoo on your kitty

Got my old dog in da back 

my cig in my hat

When I set the record strait 

yeah, that was when life was a heavy weight

you might tear me up, that ain't no doubt

but one thing for damn sure...YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA KNOCK ME OUT!

SonOfThunder2
y3B4 wrote:

Nice! 

Whoa, CM's listen to rap?

Panaka

Tryna Buck me - y'all need pairs of walkie-talkies,

and for my money there's none better than Milwaukee's walkies

i walk wit wookiees, battle me? no silver lining

'rajon who?' "nah it's just the dude that Silver fining"

now let's talk about me, come on, Panaka the flyest

protecting the queen, i got it down to a science

blaster clashin' wit me, foes get flattened to packed dust

I expose myself - [Edited for language - Mod.]

SonOfThunder2 please see, Panaka rocks in clockin' rosters,

stoppin' patzers, and i can knock you out with some sock'em boppers

I blow smoke O's like Celtics' logo while LeBron is floppin'

if Fischer's MJ, then Kasparov's Pippen and Anand is Rodman

GuardianOfTheKing
You're a patzer
SonOfThunder2
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Badeebadabba

I'mma let ya finish SonofThunder2 but Panaka had one of the best raps of all time!

GuardianOfTheKing

?

meeguel

 Panak's bark be brittle like birch tree

Wannabe Barkley

hardly facsimile 

Only thing he got similar to me

Is 8 pawns 8 pieces

His cognitive processes

be indistinguishable from feces

 

 

Got a rook in his poop shoot

And two pawns in his nostrils

Claims to have once made a good move?

I'll let you know when we uncover the fossil

egoole

Sounds like some good neighborhood....  Let's roll in.....  

Bawawa... Yippee ya... Yippee  ya...  Chiti Chiti bang bang .. .  Cool 💉🔫

meeguel

SonofTunder, daddy be frownin

Cause his sons at the board and he steady be clownin

Don't know that for sure but if your games a reflection

of your rap skills you stuck in the beginners section

 

This is an inference 

Based on illogical deduction

But that's my preference

Makin' plausible presumptions 

 

GuardianOfTheKing

Sucks at tactic does rondo09

yeah dat cuz he rapping all the time

he never spends time on learning his tactics

just plays 960, to improve his dramatics