Chuck Norris vs Magnus Carlsen

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LOL! I doubt it'd even last that long. :\

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Lol.

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lol

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lool

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:P

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lol! chuck norris got him good, he outplayed him not only tactically but positionally as well!

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:P

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As long as cameras are involved, Norris wins. Remove the cameras and his gross incompetence will be revealed.

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Lol.

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No CM2001. This is Chuck Norris verses Carlsen... :P

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The King got lost somewhere in that sea of queens! :P

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Chuck Norris gives up all of his pieces except one pawn and then beats you!

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Norris is such a joke, and I'm certain that he is no better than average at checkers. Chess, quite clearly, is far beyond his capacities. Of course, on camera, his martial arts skills are impressive. Hence, he might get away with cheating in the movies.

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You don't check Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks you. And then he roundhouse-kicks your King off the board.

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Ziryab wrote:

Norris is such a joke, and I'm certain that he is no better than average at checkers. Chess, quite clearly, is far beyond his capacities. Of course, on camera, his martial arts skills are impressive. Hence, he might get away with cheating in the movies.

In the President's Man movies, he plays chess.

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chasm1995 wrote:
Ziryab wrote:

Norris is such a joke, and I'm certain that he is no better than average at checkers. Chess, quite clearly, is far beyond his capacities. Of course, on camera, his martial arts skills are impressive. Hence, he might get away with cheating in the movies.

In the President's Man movies, he plays chess.

Is the board set-up correctly? THAT would be impressive.

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The board is set up correctly. :P

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Ziryab wrote:

Norris is such a joke, and I'm certain that he is no better than average at checkers. Chess, quite clearly, is far beyond his capacities. Of course, on camera, his martial arts skills are impressive. Hence, he might get away with cheating in the movies.

Nah, he wasn't impressive only on camera

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris#Martial_arts_career

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Atomic_Rift wrote:

No CM2001. This is Chuck Norris verses Carlsen... :P

 

Carlsen has White, right?