Chuck Norris vs Magnus Carlsen


As long as cameras are involved, Norris wins. Remove the cameras and his gross incompetence will be revealed.

Norris is such a joke, and I'm certain that he is no better than average at checkers. Chess, quite clearly, is far beyond his capacities. Of course, on camera, his martial arts skills are impressive. Hence, he might get away with cheating in the movies.

You don't check Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks you. And then he roundhouse-kicks your King off the board.

Norris is such a joke, and I'm certain that he is no better than average at checkers. Chess, quite clearly, is far beyond his capacities. Of course, on camera, his martial arts skills are impressive. Hence, he might get away with cheating in the movies.
In the President's Man movies, he plays chess.

Norris is such a joke, and I'm certain that he is no better than average at checkers. Chess, quite clearly, is far beyond his capacities. Of course, on camera, his martial arts skills are impressive. Hence, he might get away with cheating in the movies.
In the President's Man movies, he plays chess.
Is the board set-up correctly? THAT would be impressive.

Norris is such a joke, and I'm certain that he is no better than average at checkers. Chess, quite clearly, is far beyond his capacities. Of course, on camera, his martial arts skills are impressive. Hence, he might get away with cheating in the movies.
Nah, he wasn't impressive only on camera
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris#Martial_arts_career