Chuck Norris vs Magnus Carlsen

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tyler

LOL! I doubt it'd even last that long. :\

Chessgrandmaster2001

Lol.

ToughNinja

lol

Miss_Sporty135

lool

Chessgrandmaster2001

:P

oscartheman

lol! chuck norris got him good, he outplayed him not only tactically but positionally as well!

Chessgrandmaster2001

:P

Ziryab

As long as cameras are involved, Norris wins. Remove the cameras and his gross incompetence will be revealed.

Chessgrandmaster2001

Lol.

Atomic_Rift

No CM2001. This is Chuck Norris verses Carlsen... :P

Atomic_Rift

The King got lost somewhere in that sea of queens! :P

gregory212

Chuck Norris gives up all of his pieces except one pawn and then beats you!

Ziryab

Norris is such a joke, and I'm certain that he is no better than average at checkers. Chess, quite clearly, is far beyond his capacities. Of course, on camera, his martial arts skills are impressive. Hence, he might get away with cheating in the movies.

BigDoggProblem

You don't check Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks you. And then he roundhouse-kicks your King off the board.

chasm1995
Ziryab wrote:

Norris is such a joke, and I'm certain that he is no better than average at checkers. Chess, quite clearly, is far beyond his capacities. Of course, on camera, his martial arts skills are impressive. Hence, he might get away with cheating in the movies.

In the President's Man movies, he plays chess.

Ziryab
chasm1995 wrote:
Ziryab wrote:

Norris is such a joke, and I'm certain that he is no better than average at checkers. Chess, quite clearly, is far beyond his capacities. Of course, on camera, his martial arts skills are impressive. Hence, he might get away with cheating in the movies.

In the President's Man movies, he plays chess.

Is the board set-up correctly? THAT would be impressive.

Chessgrandmaster2001

The board is set up correctly. :P

Eseles
Ziryab wrote:

Norris is such a joke, and I'm certain that he is no better than average at checkers. Chess, quite clearly, is far beyond his capacities. Of course, on camera, his martial arts skills are impressive. Hence, he might get away with cheating in the movies.

Nah, he wasn't impressive only on camera

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris#Martial_arts_career

Eseles
Atomic_Rift wrote:

No CM2001. This is Chuck Norris verses Carlsen... :P

 

Carlsen has White, right?