Crazy Position Contest

Rules

• You may only post twice a week. Post more than that and you won’t be considered for the weekly prize. 
• The weekly prize goes to the best position for the week (assuming rule #1 was followed). I will judge based on creativity and originality.
• The position MUST be legal. To prove this, you need to post in game format, with moves leading up to the desired position. 
• This is not really a rule, but have fun creating your position. Make sure you understand the rules before participating in this contest.

uhhh the queen block

Not interested in taking the time to work a board but here is an amusing position that is stalemate regardless of which player is on move, and it has the greatest disparity possible in the pieces on each side (with no promoted pieces on the board).  White's last move was exd6 when the Black king was either on e7 or already on d8.

Black Kd8

White Na8, Bb8, Bc8, Na7, Kb7, Rc7, Pd7, Qa6, Rb6, Pc6, Pc6, Pa5, Pb5, Pc5, Pd5, Pd4
http://www.jinchess.com/chessboard/?p=NBBk----NKRP----QRPP----PPPP-------P----------------------------&ps=merida-flat

NBBk

NKRP

QRPP

PPPP

----P

Okay uh I'll post mine sometime ig

I'm going to take part in this contest myself. The weekly prize will be announced January 5th 

Obviously won't win, but thought this was interesting xD (look through the whole game)
it isn't really a position .-.

Well, it certainly has been one long "week!" Do I win this competition by virtue of forfeit?

Week 1

Winner- @2Ke21-0

Runner-Up- @WolfKid18

Week 2 starts now

White's pieces travel to the other side of the board while preserving the black king.

Black took the L

1. Nf3 Nf6 2. Nd4 Ng8 3. Nf5 Nf6 4. Nh4 Ng8 5. Ng6 Nf6 6. Nxh8 Ng8 7. Ng6 Nf6 8.
Nxf8 Ng8 9. Ne6 Nf6 10. Nxd8 Ng8 11. Nc6 Nf6 12. Nxb8 Ng8 13. Nc6 Nf6 14. Ne5

...Bc5 Kf4

oh that's pretty cool