CREATE THE BEST/WORST CHESS PIECES

The Fred

Nobody likes Fred.

You must kill Fred

Fred moves randomly

You can’t capture anything until Fred is killed

The cannibal. Can capture 2 pieces on one move but can capture 2 of its own pieces if it is in the way. After it captures the two pieces your turn has based.

the flag

is made when a pawn promotes

it moves like a king, but it can be captured

when it reaches your back rank you win

= = = The Crewmate = = = 

You start with 0 crewmates, promoted pawns have the option to become a crewmate. Crewmates cannot capture, and can only move one square in each direction. If you have two crewmates, you can call an emergency meeting. Emergency meetings send all pieces back to their original squares, including passed pawns (not in pawn form) and not including captured pieces. If either king is in check right after an emergency meeting, their side loses. If both kings are in check, whoever called the emergency meeting loses. Emergency meeting counts as a turn and can be marked on the list of moves as "!!!". If either side has 3 more crewmate pieces than the other, they votekick the other side's king and automatically win when an emergency meeting is called. If a crewmate reaches the center of the board, it has the option of turning into a ghost, medic, or impostor. Ghosts can move 2 spaces in all directions. Ghosts can't be seen by the other player, but can be spotted (and captured) if the ghost blocks the path of one of the other player's pieces. Ghosts can also capture pieces if that piece is "captured" by the ghost 2 turns in a row. Medics can move 3 spaces in all directions. Medics can spawn a pawn anywhere except the back ranks once every 7 turns, OR a crewmate every 14 turns. Medics can also revive your captured pieces, for example, if the opponent's bishop captures your queen and a rook, your medic goes onto the square that the bishop is currently on (not capturing it, Medics cannot capture), you have the option to sacrifice your medic so you can place the queen and rook anywhere that doesn't put the opponent's king in check. The Impostor can move 4 spaces in all directions, can capture, and can "checkmate" the opposing king if it just checks it 3 times in a row. If you can check the king twice in a row safely with the impostor, then you can check the king "unsafely" (meaning the impostor could be captured next turn) and still have it count as a checkmate.

ALSO: Pieces spawned by the medic just stay where they are during an emergency meeting, impostors count as a +0.5 crewmate count during emergency meetings, Medics count as +1.5, and Ghosts count as +0

Why did I do this?

WN

pawn but it can only attack or move on the 69th move 

The button 

You will think this button is a bad piece as it cannot do anything 

But that is the most powerful piece that it should be clicked by moving into it's square 

There is no button in the opening and midgame 

The button is only in the K&P v K endgame 

You should touch the button to win the game 

The button is located in the white's farthest square 

A king should touch the button to win the game  

You also could promote the pawn into the queen and checkmate the opposing king but the button will dissapear

You might think of yourselves as a creative bunch but an army of chess piece designers grazed the field before you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_chess_piece (bottom section). Unlike yours, these Fairy pieces have been tested in games or chess puzzles.

Sounds good:)

I’ve manages to transcribe part of the video, but the video has very low quality audio so sometimes it might be unintelligible.

Transcription:

Ok, so here is the Ultimate pawn. It is VERY complex, and I, [UNINTELLIGIBLE], will explain what it does.

So first of all, it behaves like a normal pawn until move [UNINTELLIGIBLE]. After that, you can use the first touch of its power. It can [UNINTELLIGIBLE] all [UNINTELLIGIBLE]s in a 3-by-3 square around it. It can also constantly move two squares each turn, even if it’s not its first time moving. After 20 moves from entering its first phase, you will be able to [UNINTELLIGIBLE] more of its power. From then on, the ultimate pawn can move like a king as well as its previously mentioned movement. It will also gain the ability to create [UNINTELLIGIBLE]s anywhere[UNINTELLIGIBLE]. All opponent’s pieces a [UNINTELLIGIBLE]'s move away will get captured.

NOTE:
I’m not transcribing any further after this point.

Prince Joey... king's goofy cousin who has 1 in 2 chances of killing himself on every move

aight rename it to Luke Skywalker

bro this is so smart wtf

<3

The wall of bricks. Basically just the duck in duck chess, but this piece is worse because it replaces your rooks and queens with walls of bricks.