create the most stupid chess pieces!


The dude: tells every piece that is next to it how great it is.
Moves like a rook, but can't capture.

The Ohio knight: jumps anywhere it wants and can eat the king in a fork (when that knight fork the King +other piece, opponent must move the other piece being fork) (also cannot work if it’s not forking the king)

The 🐟 can move like the queen, but a piece (pawn, rook, bishop, or knight) is taken if you lose the 🐟 you have to say "go fish" before your opponent moves. fail to do so, and you lose the game

The cube
When captured, it gives you 7 million points. It does nothing beyond that and is a neutral piece
The miner king. It moves like a normal king but has the ability to teleport from G1 to C1 (or from G8 to c8)and vice versa once a game.

SpaceUK amazon
Moves like an Amazon. When it captures a piece, it Noclips slaughterhouse, and then makes this noise

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The dream A neutral piece that has a higher full of clutch items. Can normally move like a king, but when attacked and has nowhere to go will use one of the items to run somewhere on the board. It will try as much as possible to not be captured by moving somewhere after both players make a move. If captured by a player, though, he respawns and joins that player