create the most stupid chess pieces!

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Superplayer7472

The Time Glass- If 50 moves are played without any captures, you win. But if it’s captured, you lose.

The_allmighty_hamster

The chicken bok bok moves in a zig zag pattern and if threatened you hold it in the air for 3 turns if there is a piece below it you take that piece

The_allmighty_hamster

Alright, sebstian is a piece who can make the pieces that you took back on your side and he moves only on dark squares anywhere on the board

ArrasLynx

Average maze teamer

replaces your king on the board, must be moved on your turn along with the move you want to make, meaning you are allowed to move it twice. cant capture. can be captured by any piece on the board, including your own. to move it, roll 1D8. if its a 1 it moves forward, 2 moves in the forward right diagonal, 3 it moves right, 4 it moves in the back-right diagonal, 5 it moves backwards... you get the idea. Basically it's just a brain damaged king.

NohJay

The Hole- hides on one of the squares of the board Neither player knows where it is, but if a piece moves to the squares where it is, it falls in the hole and is gone forever.

Krish12344
Wind wrote:

Jumanji Pawn: You can't leave the game until you promote the Jumanji Pawn and say "Jumanji."

Whenever you move the Jumanji Pawn, chaotic IRL events can occur, such as

  • "His fangs are sharp. He likes your taste. Your party better move poste haste."- A lion is summoned near your vicinity.
  • "At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun."- A swarm of bats appear by flying ferociously and uncoordinated.
  • "In the jungle you must wait, until a pawn goes five or eight."- You get trapped inside Jumanji jungle, an alternate dimension, until a pawn reaches 5th or 8th rank.
  • "You're almost there with much at stake. Now, the ground begins to quake."- An earthquake of worrisome magnitude begins and only ends after your opponent's next move.
  • "A hunter from the darkest wild makes you feel just like a child."- The Van Pelt hunter is summoned and starts chasing the player which moved until the game is over.
  • "Beware the ground on which you stand, the floor is quicker than the sand."- The floor becomes quicksand and you get dragged down till your opponent's next move.
  • "Need a hand? Why you just wait. We'll help you out, we each have eight."- Massive spiders are summoned looking for trouble.
  • "This will not be an easy mission, monkeys slow the expedition."- Crazy monkeys appear near the vicinity and start devastating everything, riding bikes and such.
  • "A law of Jumanji has been broken. You will set back even more than your token."- Happens when you make an illegal move to try and finish the game faster. The Jumanji Pawn goes back to its starting square and you might suffer some sort of hairy metamorphosis as penalty.
  • "Every month at the quarter moon, there'll be a monsoon."- Water quickly appears by, a constant flooding won't allow you to stay dry.
  • "A tiny bite can make you itch, make you sneeze, make you twitch."- Giant scary mosquitoes with an unknown disease spread and attempt to suck blood all over.
  • "They grow much faster than bamboo, take care or they'll come after you."- Insane giant plants start growing, spreading, evolving, and why not, trying to eat you alive.
  • "Don't be fooled, it isn't thunder. Staying put would be a blunder."- A stampede with countless Jumanji jungle creatures crashes by, crushing everything on its path.

Good luck promoting that pawn and don't forget to say: "Jumanji."

chess as a base for new jumanji trilogy? 👀

Krish12344

a piece that moves 2 sqaures in one move OR it can make an opponent piece move for that turn;
not sure what to call it, could be some kind of hypnotist or mind control, or some sort of custom king or queen piece

Cutiekayleigh

hi I'm new can you teach me things?

T-jankins9522
The person with a mask, you have no idea how this piece moves your opponent decides how it moves but they can change as many times as they want.
HonestHufflepuff

The moron: does nothing. Just naps and annoys everyone

NohJay

The Warrior King: Replaces your king. It's just 3 checkers pieces stacked on top of each other. It can move into check and checkmate, and must be captured three times to win. When it is captured, remove one of the checkers, and the piece that captured it dies. It moves like a regular king, except it can capture from two spaces away.

NohJay
Kayhasnorizz wrote:

hi I'm new can you teach me things?

sure, pm me what you want to learn

T-jankins9522
The gobstone, moves like a rook, if captured squirts goo in the players face that captured it.
maddoxparton

balllllls

TheKingsPawntheThird

The Dumb Pawn-Captures itself when capturing a piece

andrew47221

The MMA fighter: moves like a king+knight that can't jump. Whenever he wants to capture a piece that piece is "takedowned" and ends up either three squares left or three squares right and is stunned for 2 turns(if the piece ends up outside the board it is captured). Can only be captured by MMA fighters or by the king. Pawns can promote into it

Th4all_ss0phoebia

Intercontinental Ballistic Missile: only goes across the board and removes 3 pieces around the impact area. After one use can be taken by the opponent.

ArrasLynx
RedLarvaeOIOIOI wrote:

The Dumb Pawn-Captures itself when capturing a piece

okay that's genuinely funny

ChessconnectDGTTest

The hot.

It's a piece whose temperature is so high that you can't touch it. You have it on the board, and it remains there untouched, forever.

ArrasLynx
agatti1970 wrote:

The hot.

It's a piece whose temperature is so high that you can't touch it. You have it on the board, and it remains there untouched, forever.

but if you were to move it, how would it move?

also you can just use a stick