Does chess help you lose fat?

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Avatar of TheBigFatHippo

I am very fat and I want to lose a lot of weight. Will studying chess help me, or am I better off with checkers, Monopoly, Uno, and the occasional euchre tournament?

Avatar of jacobsperber2

Try exercise.

Avatar of guhtism
Oh yeah
Avatar of mahone20

It won't help.. eat less move more.. by moving i mean your body.. not your pawns

Avatar of blueemu

Playing Blitz using very heavily weighted pieces (at least 1 kilogram each) might help you to lose weight.

It's called "pumping Pawns".

Avatar of Gimfain

Try playing giant bullet chess.

Avatar of pharmakon

at some point, you will consider taking up a new hobby, like running or sports, so - maybe

Avatar of EscherehcsE

As far as hippos go, you don't look too fat to me...

Avatar of ArchbishopCheckmate

not as much as it helps you lose girlfriends

Avatar of EscherehcsE

I wish the OP would come back. I think he could be a fairly entertaining troll if he applied himself...

Avatar of Nabo1er
2 hours of exercise
Avatar of bate_mango

the new puzles in liches are super trash, clearly better positions and it says X rip liches

Avatar of JackRoach

once I had to move my queen ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE BOARD!! I probably lost at least 100 calories with that move.

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JackRoach wrote:

once I had to move my queen ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE BOARD!! I probably lost at least 100 calories with that move.

Yep, and never promote a pawn - too much work involved...

Avatar of AussieMatey

happy.png Come to think of it - my Queen is fairly fat now, chewing up all those pieces over the years - now I only move it one square at a time . . . . . . . any more than that and she just topples over. . . . . . makes it hard to win a game.

Avatar of blueemu

I make sure my King gets plenty of exercise running laps around the board. Keeps him from getting fat and lazy.

Avatar of Xhive24

He's a troll

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Xhive24 wrote:

He's a troll

No, he's a big, fat hippo! Can't you see his avatar?

Avatar of Xhive24

He's a big fat trolling hippo

Avatar of EscherehcsE
Xhive24 wrote:

He's a big fat trolling hippo

Well, maybe that, haha...