Anyone wanna hear a chess joke?
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Dec 4, 2019
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#83
Two men are playing chess. They've already played 5 games, yet each have won 3. How is that possible?
Dec 4, 2019
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#85
NobleGopher wrote:
Two men are playing chess. They've already played 5 games, yet each have won 3. How is that possible?
How are draws scored? Alternatively the two chess players could be playing other people. No one said they were playing each other; so winning 3 games out of 5 is simple. 
Dec 4, 2019
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#88
I am a homograph for something used to measure, the weakest in chess but strongest in checkers. Upon my head is a hat of great value. What am I?
Dec 4, 2019
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#90
NobleGopher wrote:
HOW! BRO HOW!
Let us imagine I am playing chess with someone and you are playing chess with someone else. I can easily win 3 of 5 games and you could do the same because we are not playing against each other. Therefore, it is actually pretty easy.
Dec 4, 2019
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#92
This is just one to get ur mind going
What day would yesterday be if Thursday was four days before the day after tommorow?
Dec 4, 2019
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#93
NobleGopher wrote:
I am a homograph for something used to measure, the weakest in chess but strongest in checkers. Upon my head is a hat of great value. What am I?
Umm, "King?" King isn't really the weakest in chess though. It is invaluable because losing it costs you the game. Really the King is the most important piece then.
NobleGopher wrote:
This is just one to get ur mind going
What day would yesterday be if Thursday was four days before the day after tommorow?
Wait————————you spelled “tomorrow” wrong
KeSetoKaiba wrote:
Of course pawns are very neat pieces. I simply like knights more ☺
I don't know if it is a favorite piece, or even a piece at all, but I'm surprised no one has put emphasis on how important pawns are in the chess game. I do like some cool pawn endgames; I can't be the only one. 
Dec 5, 2019
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#97
lillyu wrote:
NobleGopher wrote:
This is just one to get ur mind going
What day would yesterday be if Thursday was four days before the day after tommorow?
Wait————————you spelled “tomorrow” wrong
The computer spelled it wrong not me!
You suuuuuuuuuure?
NobleGopher wrote:
This is just one to get ur mind going
What day would yesterday be if Thursday was four days before the day after tommorow?
Friday?
Dec 5, 2019
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#100
KeSetoKaiba wrote:
NobleGopher wrote:
I am a homograph for something used to measure, the weakest in chess but strongest in checkers. Upon my head is a hat of great value. What am I?
Umm, "King?" King isn't really the weakest in chess though. It is invaluable because losing it costs you the game. Really the King is the most important piece then.
HOW! JUST HOW! WHY! HOW HOW HOW!?!!
I wonder if anyone likes their opponent’s queen. They could give you something to be satisfied about if you capture it