Well the equations never really check out. But it's nice to see a few letters scattered about with an equals in the middle. The equations only have value for the college degrees so they do bring in lots of new undergrads looking for letters to play with.
The squirrels do tend to wander around the campus and end up lecturing in varied disciplines, but their theories are often so advanced that they are totally incomprehensible.
Wow, this is a great interview! What's it like having all that diplomatic immunity in Ireland, Senator?
Hippy squirrels?