HELP MEEEEEE

Help me! I'm addicted to this mobile game called DragonVale (In case you don't know, it's a game where you raise dragons) and I've been spending less time playing chess! Help me!

Somebody post! PLEASE

THIS IS URGENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quit playing DragonVale? 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T

I'm playing it as I say this

:|

A dash of Stockholm syndrome with a pinch of stupidity and a hint of patriarchy.

Ha ha. But does this really belong on a chess site?

Get serious

THIS IS NOT A SILLY TOPIC

HELP ME! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

Cmon, you guys. All those views, but HARDLY ANYBODY wants to help me.

SOMEBODY! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

Oh no, I JUST GOT THE URGE TO PLAY IT RIGHT NOW

Just give up now

Great, now GIVE ME MORE COURAGE TO GIVE UP DRAGONVALE AND MY PRECIOUS PIXELATED DRAGONS

just kill all your dragons. it will give you the engouragement to quit.

I can't. The game won't let me