um, are you talking real chess? becuz the knight's the only piece that can jump.
How to win your game as white
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EL OH EL!!!!!!
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fun indeed
interesting act of necromancy bringing this back to life after 10 days . . .
And done with a "..." too (lol). That's kinda like digging up the relic all careful-like at an archaeological site...and then flinging it into the back of your pickup without even looking over there.
Op, you failed to notice that 1.e4 e5 then white can respond by 2.Qh4# and mate
@scarlet_chessmaster, i guess you're too silly... two move win:
alright, what happened here? 1. f4? e5!!!! 2. g4???? Qh4#!!!!
~Fool FIDE: 1324 (White) vs. IM Jeremy Silman FIDE: 2,673,457,624!!! wow (Black)
Silman played the Fool's mate and won.
sorr-y for my "sarcastic" comment!
4 move:
Scholar (Elo 660) vs. GM Tartakower (Elo 2,000,000,000)
7 move:
If you have to ask...you probably don't wanna know. 
And it's not "conc" btw, it's Conq. He's the site's patron saint of spamming.
This is how you win your game as white: