Alrighty then. Pick it up with a paper towel. Problem solved!
I have a great idea!! How to make your opponent blunder.
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XD ima try that to my friends great troll
Jan 26, 2021
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#24
This is a great idea, but I don't want to get beat up in the bathroom after the game. I will have to pass on this one.
Jan 26, 2021
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#25
Epiloque wrote:
This is a great idea, but I don't want to get beat up in the bathroom after the game. I will have to pass on this one.
Don't go in the bathroom. Duh.
Jan 26, 2021
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#26
JackRoach wrote:
Epiloque wrote:
This is a great idea, but I don't want to get beat up in the bathroom after the game. I will have to pass on this one.
Don't go in the bathroom. Duh.
Then they go up to my mom, tell her what I did, and I get daily beatings instead of a 1 time deal.
Jan 26, 2021
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#27
Epiloque wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
Epiloque wrote:
This is a great idea, but I don't want to get beat up in the bathroom after the game. I will have to pass on this one.
Don't go in the bathroom. Duh.
Then they go up to my mom, tell her what I did, and I get daily beatings instead of a 1 time deal.
They have access to your mom? What sort of people are you playing with lol.
Jan 26, 2021
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#28
It assumes they don't know you, that nobody else sees it and that there are no hidden cameras....
There is wonderful story about chess game in @JackRoach profile. All of you guys, go and read. The story is a marvelous one.
Jan 26, 2021
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#30
JackRoach wrote:
Epiloque wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
Epiloque wrote:
This is a great idea, but I don't want to get beat up in the bathroom after the game. I will have to pass on this one.
Don't go in the bathroom. Duh.
Then they go up to my mom, tell her what I did, and I get daily beatings instead of a 1 time deal.
They have access to your mom? What sort of people are you playing with lol.
bruh
I need someone to drive me there, I don't have my own car.
We don't understand 'Shakespearean' English. 
what art thee declaring?
I und'rstand not
what doth thee sayeth?
Jan 27, 2021
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#36
11152009 wrote:
Alrighty then. Pick it up with a paper towel. Problem solved!
Better still don't pick it up at all and see if he can mate you when you haven't got a king on the board.
Jan 27, 2021
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#37
JijoAttumalilJose wrote:
We don't understand 'Shakespearean' English.
Obviously not. Nominative is "thou" not "thee". ("What sayeth thou?" etc.)
Touraments need to get rid of tipping king over
Jan 27, 2021
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#39
ChesswithGautham wrote:
Touraments need to get rid of tipping king over
I had a friend that lived in Harlem in the 1980s who was a young black chess player and went to the championship for all five boroughs of New York. He said he was playing a game and had a won position, but the other player knocked over the pieces then claimed a different position. There was a dispute to say the least, but since they were not writing down moves like they were supposed to the tournament director told them to start over and he lost. Only got third place and the cheater got first. They should put up cameras at all tournaments for this kind of thing. My friend is now a remote sensing consulting tech for a military contractor and travels the world on business, but doesn't play much anymore.
B1ZMARK wrote:
ReeceJW wrote:
What if they get the arbiter to watch your game until the next few moves through, and people will hear the King be moved and knocked over a lot and will see you just knocking their king over like an impotent child, as Lasker said "On the chessboard lies and hypocrisy do not survive long. The creative combination lays bare the presumption of lies; the merciless fact, culmination in checkmate, contradicts the hypocrites."
Just do it fast enough nobody can see.
This has been an interesting digression into language and accents. To return to the OP's idea with all the seriousness that the discussion deserves: involving a confederate like Barry Allen or Yoda would allow having somebody either moving so fast that nobody can see it or having somebody able to knock the king over without physically touching it at all.
blunder +blunder = one big blunder.