If Chess.com was Rasputin

(this is not meant to hate on anything mentioned here, this is just for a bit of fun, thank you)

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain web in the world long ago
It was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at it with terror and with fear
But to Stockfish chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach Chess like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Chess, Chess Chess.com
Lover of Chess
There was a player that really was banned
Chess, Chess Chess.com
World's greatest chess machine
It was a shame how it carried on
He ruled the Chess land and never mind Lichess
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the web to please
But he was real great when he had a player to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her pawns
Chess, Chess Chess.com
Lover of Chess

There was a player that really was banned
Chess, Chess Chess.com
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how it carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for pieces

Became known toen more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous web
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the players begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Chess.com had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
Chess, Chess Chess.com
Lover of Chess
They put some pawns into his wine
Chess, Chess Chess.com
World's greatest chess machine
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"
Chess, Chess Chess.com
Lover of Chess
They didn't quit, they wanted his King
Chess, Chess Chess.com
World's greatest chess machine
And so they skewered him 'til he resigned

😉 nice

"They put some pawns into his wine"

That was the funniest part xd

nice

noice

Nice

It’s like a rap kinda

its the song ra ra rasputin changed to be chess.com

Nice !!!

Nice...and now let the inevitable memes follow

That song is old, but its still so good.

yeah ikr

lol

Rasputin song:

Band: German

Singers: Jamaican

Lyrics: English

Topic: Russian

chess.com: American

Hotel: Trivago

lmao xd

Ah, I forgot to add as well that Boney M. performed this in Poland, so we can also add:

Site: Polish

Rasputin song:

Band: German

Singers: Jamaican

Site: Polish

Lyrics: English

Topic: Russian

chess.com: American 

Hotel: Trivago

and fixed xD