INTERACTIVE CHESS: make any move, Illegal or not! (Your turn, move 1)

Hello, As the title said, You can make ANY move in the following chess board:

Inspired by scurlocc on r/Anarchy chess, he did something similar to this, Check him out!

here's how it works:

You are white, and you play a move by voting, players will first propose moves by filling this Page with comments, And the comment with the highest upvotes will be played, if You Comment twice your other comments will do nothing.

If there is a tie, another vote will be done between the two or more players.

Moves are made in 3 days, with the highest voted move being done.

If you do not clearly state your move, I will reply to your comment asking for details.

There will always be 19 move proposals, If someone comments more than once only their first proposal will be active.

If you want to say something that is not a move proposal, please define that you are not proposing something.

What is an "illegal" move:

Here, Illegal move means any piece to any location, AND, introducing other pieces, using different strategies (for example: T-rex joins as a chess piece in d6, I pour lemon juice on Black's king etc), but in basic terms, you can do Anything.

Black's turn: Black's turn will be made by me, so basically me vs all of chess.com.

Let's get this game started! I hope this topic dosen't go dead..

Be12

e1 king takes the d1 queen

Guys, it has been 3 days but we haven't got all of our 19 move proposals, Let's wait until then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjo_aXygRDI

The player with the white pieces has a spasm from eating oversalted fries, scattering all pieces on the queenside.